Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 928. | (jf4iq0z) | 95.52 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 929. | (fnrslvr) | 95.49 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
| 930. | (grrhmm) | 95.47 | 99% | 2019-06-13 |
| 931. | (macfan) | 95.46 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 932. | Arrogant (dkaocka) | 95.43 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 933. | (mercury80) | 95.41 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 934. | (deanlacap) | 95.40 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
| 935. | (stazzo) | 95.38 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 936. | (mojoejojo) | 95.37 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 937. | (dzhang2) | 95.37 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
| 938. | (slethron) | 95.37 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 939. | (amandafong) | 95.33 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 940. | (monte123) | 95.33 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 941. | (jdpthota) | 95.31 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 942. | (spritemite) | 95.29 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 943. | (susieq22) | 95.27 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 944. | (analternateaccount) | 95.24 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 945. | Josef (jo5ef) | 95.24 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 946. | (immikeylee) | 95.23 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 947. | (kidgotsole) | 95.23 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 948. | (xjkan) | 95.21 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
| 949. | (yugurtz) | 95.20 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 950. | TGNYC (tgnyc) | 95.15 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| 951. | (wangster_) | 95.14 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 952. | (teeroy) | 95.12 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 953. | (month) | 95.11 | 100% | 2017-12-31 |
| 954. | (illblowurmind) | 95.10 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 955. | (ganasha) | 95.09 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 956. | (chocomui) | 95.08 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 957. | (taylortsides) | 95.07 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |