And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4735. | Alan (alany1) | 112.95 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4736. | Hadzem (hazeiio) | 112.94 | 96% | 2014-08-28 |
| 4737. | Derek (dkgeng15) | 112.92 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 4738. | Natalie (natforprez) | 112.92 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4739. | Briggs (briggs22) | 112.92 | 92% | 2016-06-23 |
| 4740. | n (ilovechicken33) | 112.91 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 4741. | XH (xh192) | 112.91 | 94% | 2014-05-11 |
| 4742. | alex (kyra) | 112.91 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 4743. | (the_mop) | 112.89 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
| 4744. | Tim (idiotaaa) | 112.88 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 4745. | Jeff (resaebiunne) | 112.88 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 4746. | Michael (andthen313) | 112.88 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 4747. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 112.87 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 4748. | jess (spin) | 112.86 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 4749. | Prof Abi (abita) | 112.86 | 99% | 2017-12-30 |
| 4750. | Stephen (slepp) | 112.86 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 4751. | Link (link_hyrule) | 112.85 | 99% | 2022-07-30 |
| 4752. | captcha at ghosting is geni... | 112.85 | 99% | 2024-08-12 |
| 4753. | Josef (jo5ef) | 112.85 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 4754. | azzm (typefreaks) | 112.85 | 97% | 2012-04-18 |
| 4755. | OneBigFluke (onebigfluke) | 112.85 | 98% | 2015-07-28 |
| 4756. | Joseph (ninwa) | 112.85 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 4757. | lews~ (lews) | 112.85 | 99% | 2017-06-14 |
| 4758. | awndi (aundi) | 112.85 | 97% | 2016-01-01 |
| 4759. | Asorex (xraylolx) | 112.84 | 97% | 2012-06-24 |
| 4760. | Melot_Dvorak (melot_type) | 112.83 | 99% | 2015-09-26 |
| 4761. | MrBeers (mrbeerz) | 112.82 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 4762. | Zach (nuoa) | 112.82 | 89% | 2016-03-31 |
| 4763. | 🔪 🌸🔪 🌸🔪 🌸... | 112.81 | 99% | 2021-06-03 |
| 4764. | Chelseafc (naesgnuhc) | 112.81 | 97% | 2014-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |