Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15965. | (mads_getra) | 74.67 | 98% | 2012-10-13 |
| 15966. | Brandon (brandstand) | 74.67 | 99% | 2013-08-13 |
| 15967. | Steven (steventheplayer) | 74.67 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 15968. | L (avidbiscuit_5905) | 74.67 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 15969. | Zach (mysteriouslymythical) | 74.67 | 95% | 2023-05-11 |
| 15970. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 74.66 | 94% | 2014-09-04 |
| 15971. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 74.66 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
| 15972. | Practice makes Perfect ツ ... | 74.66 | 92% | 2016-05-24 |
| 15973. | (karunsiri) | 74.66 | 98% | 2015-09-17 |
| 15974. | Phuriphat (nnez) | 74.66 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 15975. | Dmitry (xallt) | 74.66 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 15976. | NOJ8 (noj8) | 74.66 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 15977. | Midgiott (midgiott) | 74.66 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 15978. | iquitwhenimakemistake (ace_... | 74.66 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 15979. | Pedro (pedro2310) | 74.66 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 15980. | (heaterbeater) | 74.66 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 15981. | wen (longwen) | 74.65 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 15982. | Camel (bandar314@yahoo.com) | 74.65 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 15983. | John (jnrust) | 74.65 | 97% | 2012-07-30 |
| 15984. | Mitchel (mlaman) | 74.65 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 15985. | ★ღ Ice Man ღ★ ~So... | 74.64 | 94% | 2015-01-12 |
| 15986. | Carlos (cadu) | 74.64 | — | 2008-10-19 |
| 15987. | ronald (roclus) | 74.64 | 94% | 2012-08-21 |
| 15988. | AJ (sasuke_101) | 74.64 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 15989. | Andre Junior S (ajrs10) | 74.64 | 97% | 2017-03-17 |
| 15990. | unban me from the discord (... | 74.64 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 15991. | (zomtmjr) | 74.64 | 97% | 2016-07-28 |
| 15992. | (sontung94) | 74.64 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 15993. | BURAK (buraqua) | 74.64 | 95% | 2023-09-27 |
| 15994. | Basel (baselhatata) | 74.64 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |