And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17008. | sleepy (drained221) | 83.64 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 17009. | (maestro778) | 83.64 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 17010. | (pandawarrior101) | 83.64 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 17011. | (jokerhyper) | 83.64 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 17012. | ck (ckyu) | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 17013. | (shea378) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 17014. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 83.64 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 17015. | Anmol (anmol_up70) | 83.63 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 17016. | (kheldebek) | 83.63 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 17017. | Hitesh (hitesh_y) | 83.63 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 17018. | (tipewriter123) | 83.63 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 17019. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 83.63 | 97% | 2017-04-09 |
| 17020. | (nissenesmo) | 83.63 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 17021. | (yerimyun) | 83.63 | 96.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 17022. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 83.63 | 95.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 17023. | Snoody (snoody) | 83.63 | 99% | 2017-11-25 |
| 17024. | Sun (timaeous) | 83.62 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 17025. | João (jmrt) | 83.62 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
| 17026. | (zbrooks) | 83.62 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| 17027. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 83.62 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 17028. | (flavodavo) | 83.62 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 17029. | mtp (emtepe) | 83.62 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| 17030. | (philanderadriaan) | 83.61 | 99% | 2023-04-01 |
| 17031. | Wade (larrage) | 83.61 | 92% | 2016-07-08 |
| 17032. | Sasha Grey (sashagrey) | 83.61 | 95% | 2014-10-19 |
| 17033. | (medo_1010) | 83.60 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 17034. | (chalcrow) | 83.60 | 96% | 2015-07-10 |
| 17035. | (spridic) | 83.60 | 96% | 2016-03-07 |
| 17036. | (dmobaseball10) | 83.60 | 95% | 2014-01-03 |
| 17037. | Dima (zormik) | 83.60 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |