So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25374. | tin (tinronaldo) | 59.95 | 95% | 2011-06-14 |
| 25375. | will (wilster54) | 59.95 | 94% | 2012-09-13 |
| 25376. | J (xavvy) | 59.95 | 95% | 2012-06-12 |
| 25377. | Maria (mari718) | 59.95 | 96% | 2013-02-17 |
| 25378. | Colleen (coconut) | 59.95 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 25379. | Bach (bachtieudiep) | 59.95 | 94% | 2014-11-21 |
| 25380. | Carrot (carrot2003) | 59.94 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 25381. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 59.94 | 96.7% | 2024-12-16 |
| 25382. | Umair (umair121) | 59.94 | 94% | 2021-06-03 |
| 25383. | Reusable Cloud 9 (ps014) | 59.94 | 92% | 2014-04-16 |
| 25384. | Svenko (svenko) | 59.94 | 94% | 2012-04-29 |
| 25385. | salahaddin (mr3alah) | 59.94 | 90% | 2015-09-20 |
| 25386. | Martin (haisukaru) | 59.94 | 94% | 2018-11-28 |
| 25387. | DOTA (dotaism) | 59.94 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 25388. | Xi (cenariusxz) | 59.94 | 94% | 2017-06-02 |
| 25389. | Cathy (aix1014) | 59.94 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
| 25390. | Mike (mikemetalll) | 59.93 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 25391. | Levi (famoosh) | 59.93 | 93% | 2013-06-16 |
| 25392. | Rauhan (rauhan1998) | 59.93 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 25393. | jmc (jmc728) | 59.93 | 96.3% | 2021-02-09 |
| 25394. | James (tunny) | 59.93 | 89% | 2011-06-11 |
| 25395. | paulamirada (4beth_esda) | 59.93 | 99% | 2016-07-06 |
| 25396. | Hannah (hrich83) | 59.92 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 25397. | Burhanuddin Merchant (burza) | 59.92 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 25398. | Jess (jesstenhoeve) | 59.92 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 25399. | Manoj (manojk) | 59.92 | 94% | 2011-12-20 |
| 25400. | Sandy (msandy) | 59.92 | 93% | 2014-11-28 |
| 25401. | Adien (skycreeper) | 59.92 | 90% | 2017-03-31 |
| 25402. | Ayberk (ayberkt) | 59.91 | 88% | 2012-08-22 |
| 25403. | Zoltatorrez (zoltatorrez) | 59.91 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |