The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24509. | Dan (danpan) | 64.68 | 90% | 2014-10-14 |
| 24510. | Argon (argon13) | 64.68 | 98% | 2016-02-03 |
| 24511. | Blue (zorqec) | 64.68 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 24512. | Mitsuo (sp33d1sk3y) | 64.68 | 93% | 2017-04-01 |
| 24513. | Wanderley (wanderley) | 64.68 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 24514. | Dulce (sweetie) | 64.68 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 24515. | Ilias (iliasanastasiadis) | 64.68 | 90% | 2016-09-18 |
| 24516. | Hayk (hayk22) | 64.68 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 24517. | Mr. BLACKJACK (u_r_gay) | 64.67 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 24518. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 64.67 | 94% | 2022-01-20 |
| 24519. | kwingkwing (kwingkwing) | 64.67 | 86% | 2013-09-12 |
| 24520. | minikora (minikora) | 64.67 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 24521. | ekaray (ekaray) | 64.67 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 24522. | H (x_heng) | 64.67 | 95% | 2014-09-19 |
| 24523. | naveen (slumdog) | 64.67 | 96% | 2011-12-01 |
| 24524. | mario (mcanda26) | 64.67 | 97% | 2014-04-22 |
| 24525. | Adam (musterling) | 64.66 | 85% | 2016-07-07 |
| 24526. | Edgee (likewtf) | 64.66 | 97% | 2014-02-14 |
| 24527. | Jesse (ezmode) | 64.66 | 95% | 2013-12-23 |
| 24528. | 幸 (yagigoat) | 64.66 | 98% | 2017-03-25 |
| 24529. | J (jls247) | 64.66 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 24530. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 64.66 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 24531. | esabi (esabiwibowo) | 64.66 | 94% | 2014-12-25 |
| 24532. | Max (maxwhitehat) | 64.66 | 91% | 2014-05-05 |
| 24533. | Sergey (steelassasin) | 64.66 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 24534. | Alias (lieyo_85) | 64.66 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 24535. | Thao Nguyen (silverscorp) | 64.66 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 24536. | John (johnnyhaut) | 64.65 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 24537. | Robertas (rebutis) | 64.65 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 24538. | Lovely (ldcalip) | 64.65 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |