And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18091. | Hee-Min (hcha219) | 82.43 | 95% | 2013-01-03 |
| 18092. | Brandon (thebluejacket) | 82.43 | 94% | 2015-05-26 |
| 18093. | Kelly (pumpinz) | 82.43 | 97% | 2014-03-10 |
| 18094. | Christian (greengorilla) | 82.43 | 99% | 2023-02-27 |
| 18095. | Virgilio (virgilioo) | 82.43 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 18096. | Sohei (sohei) | 82.43 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| 18097. | Varun (varuns924) | 82.42 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 18098. | Jayson (itsjaysonfr) | 82.42 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 18099. | Osama (aldemeery) | 82.42 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 18100. | Chaz (alwayswin) | 82.42 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 18101. | Jeremy (jeremytx91) | 82.42 | 84% | 2017-02-09 |
| 18102. | Brandon (koalabearf) | 82.42 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| 18103. | patel to the metal (wildsv2) | 82.42 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 18104. | Uber (ubaer) | 82.41 | 92% | 2016-01-26 |
| 18105. | Jody (j0dymae) | 82.41 | 97% | 2013-06-20 |
| 18106. | Vickey (vickey19hunk2007@gm... | 82.41 | 92% | 2014-08-31 |
| 18107. | naaner (naaner) | 82.40 | 98% | 2011-10-05 |
| 18108. | Ryan (ricenoodles01) | 82.40 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 18109. | Jerry (jlocke789) | 82.40 | 97% | 2014-05-03 |
| 18110. | Dershhh (onlymugetsu) | 82.40 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 18111. | Alex (khanis1) | 82.40 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 18112. | Vadim (ahot) | 82.39 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 18113. | Brandon (bddoan) | 82.39 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
| 18114. | Ade (ade_baeyee) | 82.39 | 95% | 2011-11-13 |
| 18115. | peacefulheart (peacefulheart) | 82.39 | 95% | 2017-05-14 |
| 18116. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 82.39 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 18117. | Cite (cite_berlin) | 82.39 | 96% | 2016-02-15 |
| 18118. | CelerySticks (whatan0b) | 82.39 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 18119. | kraken (pronto1) | 82.38 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 18120. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 82.38 | 99% | 2023-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |