So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6949. | Thomas (thomasdenney) | 92.61 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
| 6950. | (colemakingprocess) | 92.61 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 6951. | (geeet) | 92.61 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 6952. | Velgus (velgus) | 92.61 | 97% | 2012-08-30 |
| 6953. | Jeremy (jerema) | 92.61 | 96% | 2012-08-06 |
| 6954. | (cwshugg) | 92.60 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 6955. | (schooltyper_an) | 92.60 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 6956. | (staggalee41) | 92.60 | 94% | 2012-03-23 |
| 6957. | yst (taro311) | 92.59 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 6958. | (timbalo) | 92.59 | 97% | 2014-04-24 |
| 6959. | (98765321) | 92.59 | 98% | 2016-09-18 |
| 6960. | (jargazes) | 92.59 | 98% | 2015-12-31 |
| 6961. | (doncairo) | 92.58 | 98% | 2012-10-24 |
| 6962. | (typemasterwinner) | 92.58 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 6963. | (rockwell) | 92.58 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 6964. | Jonas (jnshey) | 92.58 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
| 6965. | (erenjulien) | 92.57 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 6966. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 92.57 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 6967. | (stanislas) | 92.57 | 93% | 2016-08-19 |
| 6968. | Joie (jliba12) | 92.57 | 91% | 2014-01-02 |
| 6969. | (euthymia) | 92.56 | 97.6% | 2021-02-08 |
| 6970. | (cassandroid) | 92.55 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 6971. | (gooddogthedog) | 92.55 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 6972. | rchern (rchern) | 92.55 | 92% | 2011-09-09 |
| 6973. | BRETT KOHLER IS SCARED OF S... | 92.55 | 98% | 2014-06-08 |
| 6974. | (ben1406) | 92.55 | 96% | 2011-07-20 |
| 6975. | JP (jpalma4790) | 92.54 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 6976. | (di_angelo) | 92.54 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 6977. | Zyune (spacebarhops) | 92.53 | 93% | 2016-07-16 |
| 6978. | (sentinel) | 92.53 | 95% | 2011-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |