And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8103. | A (atzho) | 102.60 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 8104. | H (rpenguin) | 102.60 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 8105. | GTX (1070) | 102.59 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 8106. | Napoleon (xdragonid) | 102.59 | 98% | 2016-08-10 |
| 8107. | Atas (atas) | 102.59 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 8108. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 102.59 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 8109. | いつき (huywee) | 102.58 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8110. | สปริงหัก (b... | 102.57 | 99% | 2015-07-31 |
| 8111. | klesator (klesse) | 102.57 | 92% | 2011-08-06 |
| 8112. | Dan (dkwall) | 102.57 | 94% | 2014-10-17 |
| 8113. | Alex (greyinid) | 102.57 | 99% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8114. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 102.56 | 100% | 2014-10-02 |
| 8115. | Kiwibird (aquaplane) | 102.55 | 97% | 2017-03-20 |
| 8116. | Eve (evehelin) | 102.55 | 99% | 2022-10-05 |
| 8117. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 102.55 | 99% | 2022-05-13 |
| 8118. | jonathan (lordmemerking) | 102.55 | 96% | 2017-09-08 |
| 8119. | Weicong (ithaos) | 102.54 | 98% | 2014-03-31 |
| 8120. | Joie (jliba12) | 102.54 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| 8121. | Rob (shopwired) | 102.54 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
| 8122. | Christian (fcheddar) | 102.54 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 8123. | Dana (icantthinkofausername) | 102.54 | 89% | 2015-11-11 |
| 8124. | J (king_dxz) | 102.53 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 8125. | Bella Lucita (dj_e) | 102.53 | 98% | 2011-09-13 |
| 8126. | Mason (unelevate) | 102.52 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 8127. | Mark (kubfu891) | 102.52 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8128. | Jonathan (jmart1) | 102.52 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 8129. | Will (zabz) | 102.51 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 8130. | Timothy (adral) | 102.51 | 98.6% | 2023-08-05 |
| 8131. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 102.51 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8132. | Lacey (xrumcajs) | 102.50 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |