And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7885. | (benedict) | 102.60 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 7886. | (rpenguin) | 102.60 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 7887. | GTX (1070) | 102.59 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 7888. | (atas) | 102.59 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 7889. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 102.59 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 7890. | Napoleon (xdragonid) | 102.59 | 98% | 2016-08-10 |
| 7891. | いつき (huywee) | 102.58 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 7892. | (greyinid) | 102.57 | 99% | 2023-08-19 |
| 7893. | Dan (dkwall) | 102.57 | 94% | 2014-10-17 |
| 7894. | สปริงหัก (b... | 102.57 | 99% | 2015-07-31 |
| 7895. | klesator (klesse) | 102.57 | 92% | 2011-08-06 |
| 7896. | (wolfrayne) | 102.56 | 100% | 2014-10-02 |
| 7897. | (lordmemerking) | 102.55 | 96% | 2017-09-08 |
| 7898. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 102.55 | 99% | 2022-05-13 |
| 7899. | Eve (evehelin) | 102.55 | 99% | 2022-10-05 |
| 7900. | (aquaplane) | 102.55 | 97% | 2017-03-20 |
| 7901. | (fcheddar) | 102.54 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 7902. | Dana (icantthinkofausername) | 102.54 | 89% | 2015-11-11 |
| 7903. | (shopwired) | 102.54 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
| 7904. | Joie (jliba12) | 102.54 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| 7905. | (ithaos) | 102.54 | 98% | 2014-03-31 |
| 7906. | (king_dxz) | 102.53 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 7907. | (dj_e) | 102.53 | 98% | 2011-09-13 |
| 7908. | (kubfu891) | 102.52 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 7909. | (unelevate) | 102.52 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 7910. | (jmart1) | 102.52 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 7911. | Timothy (adral) | 102.51 | 98.6% | 2023-08-05 |
| 7912. | Will (zabz) | 102.51 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 7913. | (varnontyperacer) | 102.51 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 7914. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 102.50 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |