As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15284. | zviad (zviad) | 71.82 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
| 15285. | Ethan (asianethan) | 71.81 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 15286. | Caleb (camostey) | 71.81 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 15287. | Posty (postymaloney) | 71.81 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 15288. | Amit (abbabon) | 71.81 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
| 15289. | (you) (user_phil) | 71.81 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 15290. | LESGOOOO LONGEST 100% (ever... | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 15291. | ros (heyokay1234) | 71.80 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 15292. | bhanu (codingbegginer) | 71.80 | 97.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 15293. | kazle (amazing_potato) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 15294. | Mytx (mythflashx) | 71.80 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 15295. | Milkman (milkman1230) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 15296. | Neel (neel131193) | 71.80 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| 15297. | Downtempo (33ro) | 71.80 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 15298. | zr (zacr) | 71.79 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 15299. | Alex (snowbdd9f1) | 71.79 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 15300. | Anonymous (anononetwo) | 71.78 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15301. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 71.78 | 94% | 2016-12-02 |
| 15302. | A (ohyoturtles) | 71.78 | 94% | 2020-11-17 |
| 15303. | Jax (jaxer) | 71.78 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 15304. | Jeremy (jlaihong) | 71.78 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
| 15305. | aeouaoeu (slow_guy) | 71.78 | 96% | 2016-10-30 |
| 15306. | raptor (raptor234) | 71.77 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 15307. | James (wikkidkid) | 71.77 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 15308. | Trung (isurfer) | 71.77 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 15309. | guest (ks3rr) | 71.77 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 15310. | Gett (gettnumbers) | 71.77 | 92% | 2016-12-29 |
| 15311. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 71.77 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 15312. | Cody (kaibigan) | 71.76 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 15313. | Silent Killer (ebichu_chan) | 71.76 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |