I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5093. | Cryril (baedurria) | 99.45 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 5094. | Mink (stuffmyjaws) | 99.45 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 5095. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 99.45 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5096. | ~ Phantom ~ (phantomking) | 99.45 | 92% | 2015-08-04 |
| 5097. | Jimmy (revolve) | 99.45 | 92% | 2017-05-17 |
| 5098. | I'm 2 slow (ldabl) | 99.44 | 96% | 2015-10-31 |
| 5099. | Soul (soulisgarb) | 99.44 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5100. | Elmo (menthoyl) | 99.44 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5101. | zeropause (still_warming_up) | 99.43 | 98.5% | 2025-04-04 |
| 5102. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 99.43 | 99% | 2023-11-05 |
| 5103. | Neeraj (antil_neeraj) | 99.43 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5104. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 99.43 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 5105. | beordy (beordy) | 99.42 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5106. | Kolby (frozenfanatic) | 99.42 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 5107. | Alexey (reggies) | 99.42 | 96% | 2017-04-09 |
| 5108. | HKER (crafting112) | 99.41 | 93% | 2015-06-21 |
| 5109. | Sundara Subramanian (sundar... | 99.40 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| 5110. | tstats[lapakatapulta] (lapa... | 99.40 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 5111. | George (georgeracer1) | 99.40 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 5112. | Olaf (ololonty) | 99.40 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 5113. | Jacob (jl99) | 99.40 | 99% | 2015-11-16 |
| 5114. | fffd (fffd) | 99.39 | 97% | 2024-09-27 |
| 5115. | Matt (mattz0r98) | 99.39 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 5116. | alfos (alfos) | 99.39 | 96% | 2017-05-25 |
| 5117. | Halo (halo06) | 99.39 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5118. | big peepee man (mravocadoman) | 99.39 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 5119. | AZB1 (potatoish) | 99.39 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5120. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 99.38 | 98.5% | 2024-02-03 |
| 5121. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 99.38 | 99% | 2022-04-16 |
| 5122. | thanh (loverlymusic) | 99.38 | 96% | 2016-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |