The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22894. | (dragon_reaper99) | 66.97 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 22895. | (oasis_66) | 66.96 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 22896. | (mellin) | 66.96 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 22897. | (blank01) | 66.96 | 96% | 2017-07-13 |
| 22898. | (steve1) | 66.96 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 22899. | (pajala) | 66.96 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 22900. | (es305) | 66.96 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 22901. | (s1rlancerlott) | 66.95 | 94% | 2016-06-06 |
| 22902. | (p1zza) | 66.95 | 91% | 2016-07-16 |
| 22903. | El (eldestructo3) | 66.95 | 94% | 2022-05-03 |
| 22904. | (bienzza) | 66.95 | 92% | 2014-10-09 |
| 22905. | (evturn) | 66.94 | 99% | 2018-05-17 |
| 22906. | (peshraw) | 66.94 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 22907. | houses (houses) | 66.94 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 22908. | (fatally) | 66.94 | 92% | 2012-10-15 |
| 22909. | (deku) | 66.94 | 91% | 2014-10-19 |
| 22910. | (yashkul) | 66.93 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 22911. | (colinquistador) | 66.93 | 95% | 2016-12-31 |
| 22912. | Tom (tom1110) | 66.93 | 95.9% | 2023-10-30 |
| 22913. | (exteray) | 66.93 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 22914. | George (turtlerocker) | 66.93 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 22915. | (arska86) | 66.93 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 22916. | Joe (jkolassa) | 66.93 | 96% | 2014-10-29 |
| 22917. | MK-47 (construct) | 66.92 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 22918. | (massmurder) | 66.92 | 84% | 2012-11-19 |
| 22919. | (quickstep) | 66.92 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 22920. | (vali) | 66.92 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 22921. | (unathan72) | 66.91 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 22922. | zak (zp_46) | 66.91 | 91% | 2015-05-16 |
| 22923. | (wals) | 66.90 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |