As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16677. | Catalin (catalinhimself) | 68.60 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
16678. | HamsterSales (hamstersales) | 68.60 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
16679. | hadvar101 (hadvar101) | 68.60 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
16680. | Jihad (bladesjj) | 68.60 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
16681. | fast (turteled) | 68.60 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
16682. | Becca (beccamata96) | 68.60 | 96% | 2016-01-01 |
16683. | Eric (darkday87) | 68.60 | 85% | 2016-06-09 |
16684. | Creeklox (creeklox) | 68.60 | 96% | 2016-06-23 |
16685. | Edwrld (edwrld) | 68.59 | 95% | 2025-01-29 |
16686. | rtypes (rmtypes) | 68.59 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
16687. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 68.59 | 96% | 2016-06-29 |
16688. | Snake (edisonyu1017) | 68.59 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
16689. | Måns (kethem) | 68.59 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
16690. | Shaun (shaun_c) | 68.59 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
16691. | Tuan (tuankuro211) | 68.59 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
16692. | The Long Road™ (lurigetsg... | 68.59 | 91% | 2016-11-16 |
16693. | BIG STEPPA 🥵🥵 (captai... | 68.58 | 93% | 2016-09-26 |
16694. | asdsfdg (asdfgdsf) | 68.58 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
16695. | Jay (dicknm) | 68.58 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
16696. | John (jkirollos) | 68.58 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
16697. | Eli Van Stichelen (stichelman) | 68.57 | 96% | 2025-05-30 |
16698. | christian Nielsen (altenow) | 68.57 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
16699. | CLINT (jonnyclint) | 68.57 | 95% | 2018-01-29 |
16700. | Jonah (jonahswann20) | 68.57 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
16701. | Thomas (tbuonocore) | 68.56 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
16702. | Joven (n2015122) | 68.56 | 96.2% | 2021-02-14 |
16703. | Typing (typingsikh) | 68.56 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
16704. | Sakti (sakti) | 68.56 | 92% | 2015-05-24 |
16705. | Harold (sofedeas) | 68.56 | 89% | 2016-10-01 |
16706. | Blake (rufus9195) | 68.55 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |