I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10663. | return NULL; (honor12) | 88.54 | 98.2% | 2023-07-23 |
| 10664. | Hurb (huoatnseuoatnshaoetnh... | 88.54 | 98% | 2021-02-01 |
| 10665. | Lycin (smokzzzgaming) | 88.53 | 97.6% | 2024-01-08 |
| 10666. | Angus (anguseinstein1) | 88.53 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 10667. | Vbee (vb33) | 88.53 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 10668. | Lord Kuro (lordkuro) | 88.52 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 10669. | tryingmybest (illtrymybest) | 88.51 | 95% | 2025-05-01 |
| 10670. | jesse (catdog9000) | 88.51 | 94.6% | 2024-03-30 |
| 10671. | Vitaliy (rey1) | 88.51 | 97% | 2017-03-29 |
| 10672. | Kyle (mrkylee) | 88.51 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
| 10673. | Mikrit (mickey035) | 88.50 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 10674. | ilovekiffy (ilovekiffy) | 88.50 | 97% | 2024-04-15 |
| 10675. | Loma (pbaloma) | 88.50 | 98% | 2017-06-22 |
| 10676. | Tyurasik (tyurasik) | 88.49 | 99% | 2026-04-03 |
| 10677. | rafi (sandbomber) | 88.49 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 10678. | Jordan (jordanthecat) | 88.49 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 10679. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 88.48 | 99.4% | 2023-07-16 |
| 10680. | Jake (jkdriven) | 88.48 | 97.6% | 2023-11-14 |
| 10681. | Eldi (sir_sweety) | 88.48 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 10682. | Muhaiminul Islam (ninadgns) | 88.47 | 99% | 2022-06-21 |
| 10683. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 88.47 | 99% | 2023-03-06 |
| 10684. | Aleksandar (avange) | 88.47 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 10685. | Chris (chrz_) | 88.47 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 10686. | Michał (ciszyn) | 88.46 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 10687. | Emil (awsomeemil25) | 88.46 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
| 10688. | Learner (learner_dawg) | 88.46 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 10689. | Bernie (bernie557) | 88.46 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 10690. | Andrej (apalias) | 88.46 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 10691. | Hai (ky0ka) | 88.44 | 97% | 2026-01-09 |
| 10692. | Bekkhan (bkun) | 88.44 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |