See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9980. | Andrea (phantom_shogun) | 82.48 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 9981. | TYPE (type501) | 82.48 | 95.8% | 2024-12-09 |
| 9982. | BMO (balot2020) | 82.48 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 9983. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 82.48 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9984. | Sam (samsmoke) | 82.47 | 97.4% | 2024-05-26 |
| 9985. | Julius (vizionzevo) | 82.47 | 95.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9986. | Bach (bwv988) | 82.47 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 9987. | Nifolwight (nifolwight) | 82.46 | 97% | 2025-03-18 |
| 9988. | tejasymir (teymir) | 82.46 | 98.4% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9989. | Sian-Yang (tsengbing) | 82.46 | 95% | 2019-12-15 |
| 9990. | EJ (ejmnl) | 82.46 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9991. | CrazyMonke (crazy_monke) | 82.45 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 9992. | guy (zagu) | 82.45 | 97.7% | 2023-09-25 |
| 9993. | ahmed (a79mad12) | 82.44 | 95% | 2023-06-07 |
| 9994. | Elias (eddyede) | 82.44 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 9995. | Mark (10100) | 82.44 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 9996. | TouchTyping (cheesticks) | 82.43 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 9997. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 82.43 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 9998. | Peter (buck306) | 82.43 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9999. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 82.43 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 10000. | Bob (benjiboy970) | 82.43 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 10001. | kronk (kritsagc) | 82.43 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10002. | Sike (creme_egg) | 82.43 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 10003. | HAIDER (india_) | 82.42 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 10004. | Race (im_not_cheating_ur_wi... | 82.42 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 10005. | tobias (thandschin) | 82.41 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 10006. | Shreyas (shreyaschavhan) | 82.41 | 98.4% | 2023-12-04 |
| 10007. | one (lolpop4500) | 82.41 | 97.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10008. | Mike (mike7483) | 82.41 | 100% | 2020-02-15 |
| 10009. | avondo (darkwarrior158) | 82.40 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |