I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8116. | Charles (char466) | 88.15 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 8117. | Darksky7493 (darksky7493) | 88.15 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 8118. | gvne (gvne) | 88.15 | 96.7% | 2023-10-01 |
| 8119. | Bob (bbui21) | 88.15 | 99% | 2024-04-23 |
| 8120. | TheDude (abc123race) | 88.15 | 98% | 2025-05-02 |
| 8121. | 1834 (busey) | 88.14 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
| 8122. | fixing my acc (doofenshmirtz1) | 88.14 | 98.2% | 2023-11-29 |
| 8123. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 88.13 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 8124. | simonator (realsimonator) | 88.13 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8125. | Daniel (tempguan) | 88.13 | 98.3% | 2025-03-24 |
| 8126. | marli (marliii) | 88.13 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 8127. | Stephen (ssands301) | 88.12 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 8128. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 88.12 | 97.3% | 2024-09-29 |
| 8129. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 88.11 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 8130. | sebastian (alva_tipe) | 88.11 | 96.6% | 2024-07-09 |
| 8131. | mike (mmike08) | 88.11 | 96% | 2025-09-28 |
| 8132. | Benschi (benschi98) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 8133. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 88.10 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 8134. | yuhhh (andrewheimyoutube) | 88.10 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 8135. | doniee (doniee) | 88.10 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 8136. | Mo Jo (deviousranger) | 88.10 | 96% | 2024-08-26 |
| 8137. | ted (sayonara999) | 88.09 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 8138. | Donovan (donovanle) | 88.09 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 8139. | Sourav (yashsaha555) | 88.09 | 97.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 8140. | FarukBalihodzic (faruk_bali... | 88.09 | 97.7% | 2024-04-24 |
| 8141. | Snacks (iwilleatyoursnacks) | 88.09 | 96% | 2024-09-18 |
| 8142. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 88.08 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8143. | Eoin (eoing) | 88.08 | 97.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 8144. | Ramses (boinkey) | 88.08 | 96.3% | 2024-12-15 |
| 8145. | Jakawat (jakawat) | 88.08 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |