I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8505. | Robert (robnekaj) | 89.46 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 8506. | tormentedBishop (cerealkill... | 89.45 | 96% | 2025-06-18 |
| 8507. | dado (top1postoofficial) | 89.45 | 97% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8508. | dabdabdab (_dabdabdab_) | 89.44 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 8509. | 1 (gruntworker) | 89.44 | 91% | 2017-04-29 |
| 8510. | diamondreflect (diamondrefl... | 89.44 | 99% | 2024-04-09 |
| 8511. | Mr (mrpink_5) | 89.44 | 97.1% | 2023-10-11 |
| 8512. | Samuel (kuwerty1) | 89.44 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 8513. | Jack Edwards (szymule) | 89.43 | 98% | 2024-05-28 |
| 8514. | Petter (ph140) | 89.43 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 8515. | Aidan (aidanharges) | 89.43 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 8516. | James (jamoes) | 89.43 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 8517. | Marcus (capoink) | 89.42 | 98.4% | 2024-12-18 |
| 8518. | Tobe (jeeko_pogi) | 89.42 | 94.1% | 2024-09-19 |
| 8519. | cha0s (cha0s089) | 89.42 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 8520. | Brandon (brandon_b) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8521. | gosoe (gosoe) | 89.41 | 98.4% | 2024-05-20 |
| 8522. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 89.41 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
| 8523. | jittery (jittertypes) | 89.41 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 8524. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 89.41 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 8525. | CraMaze (cramaze) | 89.41 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 8526. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 89.41 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 8527. | Sarcasm (sarcasmsc) | 89.40 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
| 8528. | person (person_900) | 89.40 | 96.6% | 2023-11-09 |
| 8529. | Raúl (cazanova01) | 89.40 | 95.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8530. | Aries (ariesstyle) | 89.40 | 97% | 2017-05-08 |
| 8531. | Mario (fast_as_fucc_boi) | 89.39 | 98% | 2024-10-26 |
| 8532. | Evoril (evoril) | 89.39 | 98.7% | 2023-05-24 |
| 8533. | sami (sami66) | 89.39 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 8534. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 89.39 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |