Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8575. | Romi (romino) | 92.30 | 99% | 2020-05-04 |
| 8576. | Jac (jchoi2908) | 92.30 | 97.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8577. | pauper (drsnuffulupacis) | 92.30 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8578. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 92.29 | 99% | 2017-11-06 |
| 8579. | Alex (sidewalkshowdown) | 92.28 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 8580. | Theresa (plantkeebs) | 92.28 | 99% | 2022-03-26 |
| 8581. | Sean (metrognome12) | 92.28 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 8582. | Homo_Sapien_Sapien (homo_sa... | 92.27 | 99% | 2025-07-01 |
| 8583. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 92.27 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 8584. | van (toofasthoot) | 92.27 | 96% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8585. | bruh (acadao11) | 92.27 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 8586. | Nevi39 (yoshoki) | 92.27 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
| 8587. | justin (jstin) | 92.27 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 8588. | Anahit (anachan17) | 92.27 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 8589. | Said Umer (saidii) | 92.26 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 8590. | Dante (sillydong) | 92.26 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8591. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 92.25 | 99% | 2025-06-20 |
| 8592. | yesman (yesman9527) | 92.24 | 99% | 2021-11-07 |
| 8593. | YY_un (yy_un) | 92.23 | 96.8% | 2024-10-09 |
| 8594. | Erick (erickloolpez) | 92.23 | 97.7% | 2024-09-06 |
| 8595. | Rachel (rffree) | 92.23 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8596. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 92.23 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 8597. | revaN (ashun) | 92.23 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 8598. | Jack (vexxor) | 92.22 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 8599. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 92.22 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8600. | Justin (doty60) | 92.21 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 8601. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 92.21 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8602. | ChimmyChungus (gregularjoe) | 92.21 | 98.5% | 2024-01-20 |
| 8603. | Dev (dcapa) | 92.21 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8604. | namenotaken (namenotaken) | 92.20 | 97% | 2025-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |