I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9238. | Leo (leotwelve) | 91.38 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 9239. | Wan (wzul) | 91.38 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 9240. | patzer (tip3) | 91.38 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 9241. | updog (danielseow) | 91.37 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 9242. | chonk (gooseiman) | 91.37 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 9243. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 91.37 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 9244. | Joseph (oomm) | 91.36 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 9245. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 91.36 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 9246. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 91.36 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 9247. | Yan Qing (yq0102) | 91.35 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 9248. | Monir (monir004) | 91.35 | 100% | 2023-10-16 |
| 9249. | Neal (nealsingh) | 91.34 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 9250. | Kyle (kylebobyle) | 91.34 | 98% | 2019-07-06 |
| 9251. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 91.34 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 9252. | Preston (preston350) | 91.33 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
| 9253. | Jeremy (jeremygolden) | 91.33 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 9254. | SumRandom (sumrandom) | 91.32 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 9255. | maxi (maxi2fast) | 91.32 | 98% | 2024-11-10 |
| 9256. | MrSkatey (mrskatey) | 91.32 | 98.8% | 2024-08-06 |
| 9257. | Simon (slimsonkysreformed) | 91.32 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 9258. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 91.32 | 99% | 2025-06-11 |
| 9259. | tstats[engine10] (engine10) | 91.31 | 98% | 2025-01-31 |
| 9260. | Im not a country (taiwankim) | 91.31 | 95% | 2022-08-01 |
| 9261. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 91.31 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 9262. | xPloxie (xploxie) | 91.30 | 98.8% | 2024-09-12 |
| 9263. | lastiko (lastdarma) | 91.30 | 99% | 2024-05-22 |
| 9264. | sg my beloved (imperfect_qu... | 91.30 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 9265. | WhatIsAModel (dakolli) | 91.29 | 97% | 2024-08-13 |
| 9266. | HotShot (hotshot05) | 91.29 | 99% | 2022-02-07 |
| 9267. | Eddie (yogurtdan) | 91.29 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |