I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6505. | William (willmart16) | 95.84 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 6506. | Baron (awkungen) | 95.84 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 6507. | sergei (mngr777) | 95.83 | 100% | 2025-02-21 |
| 6508. | Walter (keepcrying) | 95.83 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 6509. | twitch.tv/ (davesrunning) | 95.83 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 6510. | umi (umi2002) | 95.83 | 95% | 2022-10-13 |
| 6511. | Rsijlowpez (rsijlowpez) | 95.83 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 6512. | Minor149 (minor149) | 95.83 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 6513. | Brandon (tulanut) | 95.83 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 6514. | Tariq (htariq) | 95.83 | 100% | 2018-02-10 |
| 6515. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 95.83 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 6516. | A (a_ram) | 95.83 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 6517. | Matthew (matthewke10) | 95.82 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
| 6518. | PHEIROBLOX123 (pheiwo) | 95.82 | 96% | 2024-08-23 |
| 6519. | Joe (joeblob) | 95.82 | 98% | 2024-04-10 |
| 6520. | Henry (drwolf) | 95.82 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 6521. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 95.81 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 6522. | Andre (dreson03) | 95.81 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 6523. | james (chilty14) | 95.81 | 97.5% | 2023-11-30 |
| 6524. | Henry (exit_pursue) | 95.80 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 6525. | Brenden (bxbrenden) | 95.80 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 6526. | Ed (unknownalias) | 95.80 | 95% | 2025-07-15 |
| 6527. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 95.80 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 6528. | BATMAN (liine117) | 95.79 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 6529. | David (wavexz) | 95.79 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 6530. | Sonia (snusnu92) | 95.79 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 6531. | Denis (netsa) | 95.78 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 6532. | Dickson (kldho2) | 95.77 | 97.8% | 2023-06-09 |
| 6533. | NikolaiRoslavets (nikolairo... | 95.76 | 98% | 2024-08-28 |
| 6534. | ionut (ionut_red) | 95.76 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |