The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28550. | mj0086 (mj0086) | 58.01 | 91% | 2013-01-13 |
| 28551. | ᚨᛚᚨᛁᚾ (fstln) | 58.00 | 93% | 2022-11-22 |
| 28552. | max (justmaxx) | 58.00 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 28553. | Kelvin (kelvinohhh) | 58.00 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 28554. | Nam (namanh) | 58.00 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 28555. | Paymon (utramaster360) | 58.00 | 87% | 2012-12-06 |
| 28556. | Taty (taty) | 58.00 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 28557. | REALgamesurfer (realgamesur... | 57.99 | 96.6% | 2023-06-12 |
| 28558. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 57.99 | 97.4% | 2021-02-19 |
| 28559. | Chris (garr64) | 57.99 | 96% | 2014-08-16 |
| 28560. | Sumit (smromuec) | 57.99 | 91% | 2012-05-12 |
| 28561. | K2 (kenji2) | 57.99 | 94% | 2017-04-28 |
| 28562. | art (artushhheee) | 57.98 | 94% | 2020-09-21 |
| 28563. | J (fishija) | 57.98 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 28564. | Hello (arnab_9997) | 57.98 | 94% | 2021-07-13 |
| 28565. | Seth (bluesuperglue) | 57.98 | 99% | 2017-08-01 |
| 28566. | Jawahir (jawa_481) | 57.97 | 96.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 28567. | Dillon (dillon_p) | 57.97 | 93% | 2020-02-01 |
| 28568. | Saurus (saurus) | 57.97 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 28569. | Jitander (jitander) | 57.97 | 94% | 2014-09-03 |
| 28570. | Wael (waelsy123) | 57.97 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 28571. | Jakub (prism1349) | 57.97 | 89% | 2017-05-23 |
| 28572. | tinieee (tinieee) | 57.97 | 97% | 2014-03-06 |
| 28573. | Kahuna (kahuna) | 57.97 | 90% | 2011-12-02 |
| 28574. | Noah (trumpybear) | 57.96 | 94% | 2020-12-11 |
| 28575. | Harry (goldensporkle) | 57.96 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
| 28576. | Imdad (imdad121) | 57.96 | 92% | 2013-07-02 |
| 28577. | graeme (donaldson906) | 57.96 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 28578. | samuel (sammyhep) | 57.95 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 28579. | Adnan (sir_xtone) | 57.95 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |