Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34992. | (longknife) | 42.65 | 91% | 2014-03-16 |
| 34993. | (typotin) | 42.64 | 91% | 2013-04-27 |
| 34994. | (yaroslaviy) | 42.64 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 34995. | (tester33) | 42.64 | 89% | 2012-10-30 |
| 34996. | (pav2k) | 42.64 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 34997. | (numfs123) | 42.64 | 94% | 2011-08-20 |
| 34998. | (lutalica) | 42.63 | 93% | 2011-07-29 |
| 34999. | (red_ember018) | 42.63 | — | 2009-07-11 |
| 35000. | (cahyokrisma) | 42.63 | 95% | 2015-11-03 |
| 35001. | (sweetfae) | 42.63 | 94% | 2011-08-15 |
| 35002. | (miklu) | 42.63 | 92% | 2019-10-02 |
| 35003. | (ajzprz) | 42.63 | 92.1% | 2023-07-05 |
| 35004. | Icy_Istanbul (hypzx_x) | 42.62 | 93% | 2017-09-27 |
| 35005. | (nare) | 42.62 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 35006. | (rsabique) | 42.62 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 35007. | (wakim) | 42.62 | 82% | 2013-09-10 |
| 35008. | (jinalam) | 42.61 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 35009. | (vanyag7) | 42.61 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 35010. | (fikthenig) | 42.61 | 94% | 2017-06-22 |
| 35011. | (hively26) | 42.60 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
| 35012. | (gkeesh7) | 42.59 | 91% | 2015-05-27 |
| 35013. | shyam (shyam1114) | 42.59 | 93% | 2016-03-01 |
| 35014. | (bluetail) | 42.59 | 89% | 2016-03-01 |
| 35015. | (1sreng) | 42.59 | 94% | 2015-11-01 |
| 35016. | (woni) | 42.59 | 94% | 2021-06-03 |
| 35017. | (sukupuutto) | 42.58 | 92% | 2011-10-14 |
| 35018. | (afkaleb) | 42.58 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 35019. | (shadyskies) | 42.58 | 92% | 2022-05-13 |
| 35020. | (alantang179) | 42.57 | 92% | 2014-10-03 |
| 35021. | (xu_nghe) | 42.57 | 99% | 2012-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |