As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17514. | Vali (valibraimi) | 66.59 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 17515. | Vic (jvic) | 66.59 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 17516. | Donian (donian) | 66.59 | 93% | 2016-06-06 |
| 17517. | Muhammad (muhammadshahid) | 66.59 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
| 17518. | Ding (dudeinpants) | 66.58 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17519. | Patrick (eishfantastik) | 66.58 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
| 17520. | Gilbert (molisafirefox) | 66.57 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
| 17521. | Mari (marive) | 66.57 | 96.9% | 2023-10-15 |
| 17522. | Arman (148038) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 17523. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 66.57 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 17524. | dayman (gangbeast_21) | 66.57 | 95% | 2021-10-01 |
| 17525. | FamousPig (famouspig) | 66.57 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 17526. | Younus (younuskhan) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 17527. | Lord (lord_galopp) | 66.57 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
| 17528. | Gabe (gabe90) | 66.57 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
| 17529. | mg (mg500) | 66.57 | 89% | 2017-05-16 |
| 17530. | Jinaakko (jinaakko) | 66.56 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 17531. | Sahil (skulltroxx) | 66.56 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 17532. | Miska (hylje5000) | 66.56 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 17533. | zondo (zondo2) | 66.56 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 17534. | Marco (elmaggo) | 66.55 | 94% | 2023-05-22 |
| 17535. | kektor (kektorkuan) | 66.55 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 17536. | unstableninja (unstableninja) | 66.55 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 17537. | Alx (alxkun_) | 66.55 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 17538. | Stephen (sasafras0818) | 66.55 | 89% | 2017-03-30 |
| 17539. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 66.55 | 92% | 2016-05-18 |
| 17540. | Jazengm (jazengm) | 66.54 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 17541. | Napasin (triplesic) | 66.54 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
| 17542. | KPoke (kpoke) | 66.54 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17543. | Juan (juan9900) | 66.54 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |