I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12428. | Mark (maolson97) | 82.60 | 97.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 12429. | Elon Musky (hey_you_dont_trip) | 82.59 | 98% | 2024-09-19 |
| 12430. | kev (kevin_777) | 82.59 | 98% | 2024-02-19 |
| 12431. | Gnarly (gnarlydawg) | 82.59 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 12432. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 82.59 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 12433. | yesman (yesman9527) | 82.59 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12434. | Tony (adbaldini) | 82.58 | 100% | 2025-03-13 |
| 12435. | Dylan (fabulousing) | 82.58 | 99% | 2017-06-06 |
| 12436. | Margot (mdoc) | 82.58 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 12437. | Josh (joshblatt) | 82.58 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 12438. | Aiden (aidma06) | 82.57 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 12439. | william (williamivandy) | 82.57 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 12440. | Marie (duve) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 12441. | Jake (jakethegamer123) | 82.56 | 94% | 2024-11-18 |
| 12442. | Hiep (dutahi) | 82.56 | 99% | 2023-07-19 |
| 12443. | Erik (eridah2) | 82.56 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 12444. | jelly101 (super_jelly101) | 82.55 | 96% | 2025-03-11 |
| 12445. | Eddy (eddytwitterfingerskane) | 82.55 | 98% | 2024-08-21 |
| 12446. | Jim (jimryan) | 82.55 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 12447. | LEGO (cymiao2014) | 82.55 | 97.1% | 2021-03-02 |
| 12448. | الأصابع (abdoh) | 82.55 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 12449. | youssef (fastus) | 82.54 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 12450. | Mitheelesh (sophomania2803) | 82.54 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 12451. | Bagged (bagged_milk33) | 82.54 | 99% | 2021-04-14 |
| 12452. | Nathan (96retsamkcid) | 82.54 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 12453. | Asif (arshadasif0312) | 82.54 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 12454. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 82.54 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 12455. | DNF (lam4nk) | 82.53 | 95.8% | 2023-10-14 |
| 12456. | Dios (gembili666) | 82.53 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 12457. | MrSkeliman (mrskeliman) | 82.53 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |