So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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26259. | Archie (archie1435) | 57.03 | 92% | 2016-12-31 |
26260. | PriyaM (bagyam) | 57.02 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
26261. | Rakesh (rakesh69) | 57.02 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
26262. | Megan (nut_meg) | 57.02 | 97% | 2016-07-23 |
26263. | stevany (stevany) | 57.02 | — | 2009-12-06 |
26264. | boy (boydongnai) | 57.02 | — | 2010-11-05 |
26265. | Jaloliddin (beebeep) | 57.01 | 94% | 2023-02-23 |
26266. | Elmouradi (elmouradiamine) | 57.01 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
26267. | mahmudul (mh7755628) | 57.01 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
26268. | Abdul (arorigin) | 57.01 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
26269. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 57.01 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
26270. | Hamtaro636 (hamtaro636) | 57.01 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
26271. | L (mpekatsa) | 57.01 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
26272. | Prinz_Izzy14 (prinz_izzy14) | 57.01 | 91% | 2016-01-21 |
26273. | Naif (zangetsu) | 57.01 | — | 2009-01-18 |
26274. | Achim (rubbishaka80) | 57.01 | — | 2011-04-04 |
26275. | Johnny (john_eric) | 57.00 | 96% | 2016-10-13 |
26276. | Bro (bromia) | 57.00 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
26277. | Thomas (buzzfish12216) | 57.00 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
26278. | Rin (namiakta) | 57.00 | — | 2009-03-06 |
26279. | Henry (squidhs) | 57.00 | 95% | 2017-12-28 |
26280. | jim (jimenez) | 57.00 | — | 2009-02-03 |
26281. | Igum (igumhau) | 57.00 | 95% | 2012-03-16 |
26282. | Akash (akashagr) | 57.00 | 94% | 2016-11-27 |
26283. | Oliver (linearboy) | 56.99 | 93% | 2022-10-16 |
26284. | 浩然 (whr88) | 56.99 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
26285. | Kim (ntk02) | 56.99 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
26286. | Ali (alijoon) | 56.99 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
26287. | Shyam (shyambkn) | 56.99 | 93% | 2015-05-28 |
26288. | Sonny (plan) | 56.99 | 93% | 2011-08-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |