The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31089. | even (even97) | 49.49 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 31090. | Josh (hockeyjosh) | 49.49 | 93% | 2016-02-11 |
| 31091. | Kiana (disfilipinochik) | 49.49 | 88% | 2011-05-16 |
| 31092. | Eziz (eziz) | 49.48 | 95% | 2022-05-28 |
| 31093. | bigwayv (bigwayv) | 49.48 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 31094. | Jennifer (michelizzi72) | 49.48 | 99% | 2019-10-07 |
| 31095. | Evil (eviljoe) | 49.48 | 91% | 2012-02-07 |
| 31096. | J (jealousmith) | 49.46 | 90% | 2015-03-11 |
| 31097. | Jake (jakeydidntknow) | 49.45 | 95% | 2022-01-21 |
| 31098. | Mundo (mundo) | 49.45 | 92% | 2013-02-21 |
| 31099. | Alyssa (destroyer090) | 49.44 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 31100. | yo (energybow) | 49.44 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 31101. | Anthony (anthony8044) | 49.43 | 94% | 2022-04-17 |
| 31102. | We support Palestine (shexd... | 49.43 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 31103. | ken (nighttrap) | 49.43 | 88% | 2015-08-21 |
| 31104. | Florian (bkkflo) | 49.42 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 31105. | Robert (robertforster) | 49.41 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 31106. | Jimbo (jimboking) | 49.41 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 31107. | anyoneofus (buidangchung) | 49.41 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 31108. | Roulfe (roulfe) | 49.40 | 95% | 2022-09-06 |
| 31109. | HappyClaw (happyclaw) | 49.40 | 93.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 31110. | lee (bear6554) | 49.40 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 31111. | Jamar (388923) | 49.40 | — | 2010-12-30 |
| 31112. | Manan (manan0214) | 49.39 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
| 31113. | dean (griffo60) | 49.39 | 90% | 2014-07-22 |
| 31114. | Aidan (xanthosus) | 49.38 | 87% | 2013-03-06 |
| 31115. | coming first (comingfirst) | 49.38 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 31116. | Halim (halim_karam) | 49.38 | 91% | 2012-11-29 |
| 31117. | Buma (maru_buma52) | 49.37 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 31118. | Narmi (typer_im) | 49.36 | 88% | 2013-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |