So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31667. | i need more practice (bobzki) | 49.66 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 31668. | Ben (typeracer11111) | 49.66 | 92% | 2012-05-03 |
| 31669. | Hanif (nasi_goreng) | 49.66 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 31670. | vu (vugianga10) | 49.66 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 31671. | Mr. Highway (highway) | 49.66 | 88% | 2012-04-05 |
| 31672. | badguy (howtowineverytime) | 49.65 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
| 31673. | James (ingenius) | 49.65 | 94% | 2022-12-27 |
| 31674. | Vanessa (van_van) | 49.65 | — | 2009-07-25 |
| 31675. | Bhuvan (bhuvan) | 49.65 | — | 2008-08-18 |
| 31676. | Emanuel (emanuelchristo) | 49.64 | 95% | 2019-05-16 |
| 31677. | pototo_kid (pototo_kid) | 49.64 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 31678. | Jordin (cheekyqueenj) | 49.64 | 94% | 2022-06-15 |
| 31679. | Tar (typer_noob) | 49.64 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 31680. | wooooooooo (zasdfa) | 49.64 | 98% | 2014-05-14 |
| 31681. | Si Young (ucoo1719) | 49.64 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 31682. | Nadeem (nadeembhat) | 49.64 | 95% | 2013-04-24 |
| 31683. | Kevin (kevlang) | 49.63 | 88% | 2014-09-13 |
| 31684. | Virksaab (virksaab) | 49.63 | 96% | 2023-09-23 |
| 31685. | Dan (kumatypes) | 49.63 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 31686. | nurul (naddyaw) | 49.63 | 89% | 2017-03-27 |
| 31687. | Ioan (ioans) | 49.63 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 31688. | Jimbo (jimboking) | 49.63 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 31689. | Dvorak (hielo2) | 49.63 | 98% | 2013-03-18 |
| 31690. | social (social_scrub) | 49.62 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 31691. | Aaishi (aaishi2007) | 49.62 | 93% | 2022-03-05 |
| 31692. | yeste28 (yeste28) | 49.62 | 95% | 2017-02-21 |
| 31693. | sanku (sankus) | 49.62 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 31694. | name (crsparks) | 49.62 | 85% | 2016-12-13 |
| 31695. | Harshal (chimu) | 49.61 | 92% | 2013-01-19 |
| 31696. | sahil (sahil_098) | 49.61 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |