And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33430. | kevin (threather) | 56.38 | 96.8% | 2023-05-22 |
| 33431. | best (bestvalentine) | 56.38 | 91% | 2014-10-13 |
| 33432. | Isaac (static_meme) | 56.38 | 96% | 2020-02-11 |
| 33433. | shoaibakhtar (goldblood) | 56.37 | 95.1% | 2023-05-28 |
| 33434. | Manaday (manadaym) | 56.37 | 95% | 2022-07-22 |
| 33435. | Yaya (jostu) | 56.37 | 94% | 2017-10-13 |
| 33436. | Guilherme (gui_calheira) | 56.37 | 95% | 2021-10-02 |
| 33437. | Howard (kiwymic) | 56.37 | 92% | 2013-12-21 |
| 33438. | qadeer (qadeer37@yahoo.com) | 56.37 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 33439. | Erik (ersken90) | 56.36 | 90% | 2015-05-09 |
| 33440. | Banana (pollywrath) | 56.36 | 96.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 33441. | adam (adambolanos) | 56.36 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 33442. | cyril (cyril200x) | 56.36 | 92% | 2012-10-22 |
| 33443. | Justin (janjara) | 56.35 | 98% | 2013-04-10 |
| 33444. | sendhilkumar (coolsendhil) | 56.35 | 94% | 2015-01-07 |
| 33445. | Brendan (busey12) | 56.35 | 90% | 2012-05-16 |
| 33446. | Shovon (shovonhasan) | 56.33 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 33447. | 3 Stars and a Sun (karlzero... | 56.33 | 88% | 2016-07-23 |
| 33448. | Denis (redup) | 56.33 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 33449. | Petrescu Alex (jigsawkiller) | 56.33 | 96.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 33450. | ElinaZzZ (elenaized) | 56.33 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
| 33451. | Eldrige (raider64) | 56.33 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 33452. | Nghia (camaraderie23_7) | 56.33 | 98% | 2013-06-17 |
| 33453. | Romi (romiyo) | 56.33 | 95% | 2012-05-04 |
| 33454. | Adrian (moistbluesponge) | 56.32 | 95% | 2020-04-11 |
| 33455. | David (davand88) | 56.32 | 97% | 2017-05-28 |
| 33456. | Balrog (balrog) | 56.32 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 33457. | hitesh (hiteshkhasiya) | 56.32 | 94% | 2014-09-03 |
| 33458. | ニシャント (neokun) | 56.31 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 33459. | bichu (bichu_acoustic) | 56.31 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |