So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23883. | TiMMsY (ctimmsy) | 62.27 | 94.9% | 2023-10-10 |
| 23884. | ngelnjel (ngelnjel) | 62.27 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 23885. | lucy (eggsandcheese) | 62.27 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 23886. | Přemysl (premik) | 62.27 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 23887. | kumar (kumarb) | 62.27 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 23888. | Jose Nestor (dealwithjay) | 62.27 | 97% | 2012-11-05 |
| 23889. | Yoong (lipyoong10) | 62.27 | 88% | 2011-08-22 |
| 23890. | Wakeat (wakeat) | 62.27 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 23891. | James (blinkerfluid) | 62.27 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
| 23892. | Dan (aizort) | 62.27 | 97% | 2015-08-07 |
| 23893. | yeah (lolguysm) | 62.26 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 23894. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 62.26 | 94% | 2021-04-17 |
| 23895. | Matty (doyoufeelluckypunk) | 62.26 | 94% | 2012-01-05 |
| 23896. | Frank (onefun) | 62.26 | 99% | 2013-04-30 |
| 23897. | Ferhat (ferhat) | 62.26 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
| 23898. | radical (xradicalalien) | 62.26 | 96% | 2015-10-01 |
| 23899. | Kelinci Hutan (kelincihutan) | 62.25 | 97.9% | 2023-06-28 |
| 23900. | J (jiffan) | 62.25 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 23901. | Alon (kryknight) | 62.25 | 94% | 2018-01-16 |
| 23902. | Ficfiris (ficfiris) | 62.25 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 23903. | Vivek (vivek123) | 62.25 | 92% | 2017-04-28 |
| 23904. | herny (helluherny) | 62.25 | 93% | 2019-05-22 |
| 23905. | Dynemo (xdynemo_pro) | 62.24 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 23906. | Mr. Fancy (mr_fancy77) | 62.24 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 23907. | igig (eztau) | 62.24 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 23908. | Luke (7uke) | 62.24 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
| 23909. | Nicholas (swissbanklord) | 62.23 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 23910. | Praveen (ninethsense) | 62.23 | 94% | 2015-06-01 |
| 23911. | (supermonkeydx) | 62.23 | 92% | 2013-12-12 |
| 23912. | (proxy707) | 62.23 | 94% | 2022-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |