As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10316. | Juno (tempting) | 82.91 | 95% | 2015-08-22 |
| 10317. | Annie (justaveragetyper) | 82.90 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
| 10318. | Con (condoriano4761) | 82.90 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 10319. | Andrew (swissarmyman) | 82.90 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 10320. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 82.90 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
| 10321. | abhishek (abk_k) | 82.89 | 97% | 2024-08-21 |
| 10322. | David (quac) | 82.89 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10323. | TalentedViolet (talentedvio... | 82.88 | 96.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 10324. | daniel (daniel8028) | 82.88 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 10325. | me_irl (powderer) | 82.88 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 10326. | Schumacher (rossi46) | 82.87 | 96% | 2015-05-04 |
| 10327. | Alexander (alexanderfzz) | 82.87 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 10328. | Prabhakar (gkprabhakar) | 82.87 | 98% | 2015-09-02 |
| 10329. | Liammm (li4mmm) | 82.87 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10330. | Jetskii (jetskiisan) | 82.87 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 10331. | school (modernmarauder) | 82.87 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 10332. | JV (jibs12) | 82.86 | 97.9% | 2021-02-12 |
| 10333. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 82.86 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 10334. | Missy (lovelydy) | 82.86 | 98% | 2016-07-28 |
| 10335. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 82.85 | 96.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 10336. | Kevin (trunkate) | 82.85 | 94% | 2017-02-12 |
| 10337. | Salad (saladspoon) | 82.85 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 10338. | FIveyyy (lufyyy) | 82.85 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 10339. | Seth (purolium) | 82.85 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 10340. | Temirlan (teamskiy) | 82.85 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 10341. | Duckytype-8 (dummy_2) | 82.85 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 10342. | neil (revelation2439) | 82.85 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 10343. | Jovenska (jovenskaevania) | 82.84 | 95% | 2015-10-15 |
| 10344. | Paul (paulacus) | 82.84 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 10345. | Ron (ronsl) | 82.83 | 97.1% | 2025-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |