I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13265. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 78.77 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 13266. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 78.76 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 13267. | Dess (dessy116) | 78.75 | 91% | 2015-06-12 |
| 13268. | Toastie (tjmck) | 78.75 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
| 13269. | kokwak (kokwak) | 78.75 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13270. | Simon (gothsimba) | 78.74 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 13271. | Matt (gimmethekeys) | 78.74 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 13272. | thinkingds (sohandeshar) | 78.74 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 13273. | iCheese (icheese23) | 78.74 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 13274. | Ethan (ethanwander) | 78.74 | 97.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13275. | Flansgorp (flansgorp) | 78.74 | 98% | 2015-04-11 |
| 13276. | Nagai (nagaimatsuge) | 78.73 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 13277. | spam (sspammy) | 78.72 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13278. | 1947SK (sk1947) | 78.71 | 96% | 2025-05-20 |
| 13279. | Ninjaaaa (ninjaaaa_) | 78.71 | 97.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 13280. | Axel (scorchill) | 78.71 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 13281. | BigMig (bigmig) | 78.69 | 96% | 2025-01-01 |
| 13282. | BluX (b1uxy) | 78.69 | 96% | 2024-09-25 |
| 13283. | Kcoo123 (kcoo123) | 78.69 | 97.1% | 2024-05-01 |
| 13284. | Brock (brockbnntt) | 78.69 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 13285. | Amy (dressi) | 78.69 | 90% | 2016-05-24 |
| 13286. | JV (jibs12) | 78.69 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 13287. | Harrius (harrius) | 78.68 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 13288. | dilectus (dilectus) | 78.68 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 13289. | nik (nikoloose) | 78.68 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 13290. | Blaž (bazi2572) | 78.68 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 13291. | eckmeister (eckmeister) | 78.68 | 97.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13292. | Steven (sanstotz) | 78.68 | 95% | 2016-08-06 |
| 13293. | Ludvig (lelzarenn) | 78.68 | 96% | 2017-01-08 |
| 13294. | Durum (durumpitta) | 78.68 | 97% | 2016-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |