And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12455. | syed (nayaz) | 92.73 | 98% | 2015-04-08 |
| 12456. | Jasper (jasperc) | 92.73 | 91% | 2013-10-10 |
| 12457. | Isaiah (misterbored) | 92.73 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
| 12458. | Viet (lamphanviet) | 92.73 | 95% | 2016-02-01 |
| 12459. | Kuan-Yu (allankyhou) | 92.72 | 94% | 2011-05-29 |
| 12460. | RRKS (rrks43) | 92.72 | 99% | 2021-04-08 |
| 12461. | Paul (plipka) | 92.72 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 12462. | Austin (austinnn_) | 92.72 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 12463. | Pop (popcansoda) | 92.72 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12464. | Irham (irhamdinataa) | 92.72 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 12465. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 92.71 | 96% | 2017-05-03 |
| 12466. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 92.71 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 12467. | yousef (iiyousef_yt) | 92.71 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 12468. | Wawa (wawasc) | 92.71 | 99% | 2022-05-20 |
| 12469. | Garette (mofiggy) | 92.71 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 12470. | Shance (temulent) | 92.71 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 12471. | JezzC (jezc) | 92.70 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 12472. | Vignesh (viggie) | 92.70 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 12473. | Jack (jackholl) | 92.70 | 93% | 2013-12-12 |
| 12474. | Will (hjker) | 92.70 | 93% | 2015-03-28 |
| 12475. | tstats[meganoquit] (meganoq... | 92.70 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 12476. | 11 (11yokid) | 92.70 | 94% | 2020-10-23 |
| 12477. | Elwood (rattler) | 92.70 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 12478. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 92.70 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 12479. | Matthew (swanson71) | 92.69 | 93% | 2015-02-06 |
| 12480. | headaches (headaches) | 92.69 | 97% | 2014-02-28 |
| 12481. | Jay Ronald (jay_ronald33) | 92.69 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| 12482. | Willard (pvtlink) | 92.69 | 93% | 2015-05-30 |
| 12483. | vakilral (vakilral) | 92.69 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12484. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 92.68 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |