The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1640. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 67.31 | 88% | 2015-12-20 |
| 1641. | James (defused) | 67.31 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 1642. | Nick (nalaro) | 67.30 | 91% | 2016-01-16 |
| 1643. | elgin (elgin) | 67.29 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 1644. | Sean (minimeme) | 67.28 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 1645. | hfour (hfour) | 67.27 | 84% | 2016-01-27 |
| 1646. | Fazli (fazli1702) | 67.26 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1647. | vishal (vishalkirthic@yahoo... | 67.26 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 1648. | Poldo (poldokubo) | 67.26 | 90% | 2012-02-02 |
| 1649. | shan (drshanakbar) | 67.26 | 96% | 2011-08-17 |
| 1650. | cole (cmurph) | 67.26 | 93% | 2011-07-31 |
| 1651. | Dilly (cohen32113) | 67.24 | 96% | 2023-08-21 |
| 1652. | bryan (bryan2010) | 67.24 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 1653. | Kenyuki (kenyuki) | 67.24 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 1654. | Christopher (hancock4duke) | 67.24 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 1655. | Samir (wlansamir2001) | 67.23 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 1656. | Gee ButterSnaps (jevanfg) | 67.22 | 96% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1657. | Lostdawg3 (lostdawg3) | 67.22 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 1658. | Tom (javor) | 67.21 | 95.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 1659. | Max (doxus) | 67.21 | 96% | 2013-03-14 |
| 1660. | Raymund (momon12d) | 67.19 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 1661. | Sabrina (oddlyandunlikely) | 67.19 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 1662. | Robert (brorrobert) | 67.18 | 91% | 2016-04-04 |
| 1663. | Emanuele (laruz) | 67.16 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 1664. | discbox_colemak (discbox_co... | 67.16 | 96% | 2013-01-05 |
| 1665. | Jitender (doggyman786) | 67.15 | 99% | 2014-10-07 |
| 1666. | B.Subramanyam (dipu111) | 67.15 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1667. | Koray (koray) | 67.14 | 93% | 2013-03-09 |
| 1668. | Paul (2stalkers) | 67.14 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 1669. | slowasfwuck (wubz) | 67.14 | 94% | 2013-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |