See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5137. | dimash (dsquared_210t93) | 98.74 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5138. | Mike (merokie) | 98.73 | 98.4% | 2025-05-07 |
| 5139. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 98.73 | 99.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 5140. | MP (mpdoor) | 98.72 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 5141. | Rezenee (rezenee) | 98.72 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 5142. | Jonas (superare) | 98.71 | 98% | 2025-12-04 |
| 5143. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 98.71 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 5144. | flumi (aircatcher) | 98.70 | 99% | 2019-08-24 |
| 5145. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 98.69 | 99.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 5146. | MinecraftGod (theminecraftgod) | 98.68 | 97.7% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5147. | Natchanon (irmia223) | 98.68 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 5148. | Jan (yentzeg) | 98.67 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 5149. | Tired (tiredapple) | 98.67 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 5150. | sloth (illeatyou) | 98.67 | 98.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5151. | Volxage (volxage) | 98.66 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 5152. | georgewashington (337287343... | 98.66 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 5153. | The_Deezer_9 (deezer_9) | 98.65 | 95.2% | 2025-01-27 |
| 5154. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 98.65 | 98.5% | 2023-10-06 |
| 5155. | Amanda (nochu11) | 98.65 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 5156. | hannah (boraghost) | 98.64 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 5157. | Martin (martinwong) | 98.63 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 5158. | staafl (staafl) | 98.63 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 5159. | scoopy (scoopyjohnson) | 98.63 | 99% | 2020-10-10 |
| 5160. | ace (ace567) | 98.62 | 98.8% | 2024-07-28 |
| 5161. | Tyler (exilereject) | 98.62 | 100% | 2023-04-22 |
| 5162. | Pratham (pratham88) | 98.62 | 98% | 2025-07-28 |
| 5163. | kir (_kir) | 98.62 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 5164. | Kevin (pap3r) | 98.61 | 99% | 2024-09-08 |
| 5165. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 98.61 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 5166. | Aron (aronbk) | 98.61 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |