The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12806. | Sarah (newmoon232) | 83.84 | 96% | 2012-04-27 |
| 12807. | Arnold (emmett95) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-01-19 |
| 12808. | sora (shisora) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 12809. | cranky (crankykhan) | 83.83 | 97% | 2012-09-22 |
| 12810. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 83.82 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 12811. | Bruce (brucewalker) | 83.82 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 12812. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 83.82 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12813. | Jeff (jeffenwolf) | 83.82 | 95% | 2011-09-21 |
| 12814. | Ármann (atvrmann) | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 12815. | Anthony (anto_onwuka) | 83.81 | 96.8% | 2023-07-24 |
| 12816. | harvest (harvest) | 83.81 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 12817. | Peter (riffert) | 83.81 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
| 12818. | Seb (supa) | 83.81 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 12819. | Sumeet (sumeet_best) | 83.81 | 96% | 2013-04-10 |
| 12820. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 83.81 | 96% | 2012-03-16 |
| 12821. | Rylan (moonraker505) | 83.80 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12822. | firefox freezing (combat_arts) | 83.79 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 12823. | JetroCuber (jetrocuber) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12824. | BananaLieutenant (bananalie... | 83.79 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 12825. | sami (sami66) | 83.79 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 12826. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 83.79 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 12827. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 12828. | Sal-Kal (sal_kal) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 12829. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 12830. | Joe (grimeson) | 83.78 | 98% | 2012-11-22 |
| 12831. | None (saucy_) | 83.78 | 92% | 2012-03-24 |
| 12832. | Kathleen (guitarkat) | 83.77 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
| 12833. | ClutchMaster (clutchmaster) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 12834. | Duncan (micro_t) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 12835. | Cdrc (blo5) | 83.76 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |