And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17688. | Bryan (bmyutuc) | 82.99 | 94% | 2013-03-30 |
| 17689. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 82.99 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 17690. | bryce (brycegaming) | 82.99 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 17691. | 1337 (samseks) | 82.98 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 17692. | poop (poooooooooooooooooooo... | 82.98 | 98% | 2014-04-13 |
| 17693. | Ritesh (riteshchat) | 82.98 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 17694. | Jumshed (jumshedkhilji) | 82.98 | 97% | 2012-02-10 |
| 17695. | Draline (dralineee) | 82.97 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 17696. | Priyn (kanin) | 82.97 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 17697. | e (eddyhack) | 82.97 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 17698. | Brenden (proguitarist) | 82.97 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 17699. | Kasparovsky (kasparovsky) | 82.97 | 96% | 2012-11-01 |
| 17700. | Teodor (teo417) | 82.97 | 96% | 2013-11-28 |
| 17701. | brad (irmonkey) | 82.97 | 94% | 2015-02-18 |
| 17702. | Sonny (sonny2011) | 82.97 | 97% | 2015-01-28 |
| 17703. | Thanapat (lokid) | 82.97 | 94% | 2013-04-01 |
| 17704. | Michael (pal4569) | 82.96 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 17705. | Jake (jmp2814) | 82.96 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 17706. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 17707. | Donovan (jetpyro) | 82.96 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 17708. | Serge (sergewasd) | 82.96 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 17709. | MK (mkmeister1) | 82.95 | 96% | 2017-05-13 |
| 17710. | Serial (serial_typer) | 82.95 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 17711. | Anhad (freeflowfive) | 82.95 | 96% | 2016-08-03 |
| 17712. | Banana (somaliancouch) | 82.95 | 94.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 17713. | OldMcFarlane (oldmcfarlane) | 82.95 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 17714. | Jane (slalomwondergirl) | 82.95 | 94% | 2013-09-23 |
| 17715. | Prabhakar (gkprabhakar) | 82.94 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 17716. | Julle (aikarauta) | 82.94 | 95% | 2016-01-30 |
| 17717. | Austin (gauby92) | 82.94 | 98% | 2018-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |