And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20309. | Akilan (multiverse) | 78.68 | 92% | 2015-05-26 |
| 20310. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 78.68 | 95% | 2013-11-13 |
| 20311. | punj (punj) | 78.67 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 20312. | PVguy (pvguy) | 78.67 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
| 20313. | utnwfyutlwftyulhwt (coleman... | 78.67 | 93% | 2015-07-18 |
| 20314. | Brian (pocket_ace) | 78.67 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 20315. | Samuel (necroleachate) | 78.67 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 20316. | Viswa Teja (awsivajet) | 78.67 | 92% | 2016-08-24 |
| 20317. | Nam (hoainam12312) | 78.67 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 20318. | zcoob (zcoob) | 78.66 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| 20319. | Anthony (sweetleafchamploo) | 78.66 | 96% | 2014-05-11 |
| 20320. | Boni (papabernard23) | 78.66 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 20321. | Nahhh (nahhhh) | 78.66 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 20322. | Samuel (hirumasan) | 78.66 | 96% | 2013-12-11 |
| 20323. | Skilton (skilton) | 78.66 | 96% | 2020-06-07 |
| 20324. | Isabella (bfbubblegum) | 78.66 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
| 20325. | Jordan (jagmasta259) | 78.65 | 95.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 20326. | Johnathan Walter (luciferin) | 78.65 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 20327. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 78.65 | 94% | 2021-05-19 |
| 20328. | Jessica (jessicah) | 78.65 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 20329. | Abe (abe21) | 78.65 | 96.8% | 2023-09-16 |
| 20330. | ASG (asg1997) | 78.64 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 20331. | Erik (naitmare) | 78.64 | 93% | 2016-03-16 |
| 20332. | Trevor (tea_dog) | 78.64 | 97% | 2014-06-16 |
| 20333. | Cody (12chip6) | 78.64 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 20334. | olololololol (pelel) | 78.63 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 20335. | Igor (ikarus9393) | 78.63 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 20336. | Marcos (marcosph) | 78.63 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 20337. | tstats[cartax] (cartax) | 78.63 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
| 20338. | Eduardo (eduardol) | 78.63 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |