The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13370. | GG2U (litewings) | 82.76 | 93% | 2014-09-30 |
| 13371. | maverick (porridge) | 82.76 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 13372. | James (jjmadness) | 82.76 | 93% | 2016-10-05 |
| 13373. | timefaker (timeassassin) | 82.75 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 13374. | Chris (czhang96) | 82.75 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 13375. | Zachy (ggohpks) | 82.75 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 13376. | Daniel (incognitus) | 82.75 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 13377. | Jesper (salwyyn) | 82.75 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 13378. | Weinerz (weinerz) | 82.75 | 98% | 2013-01-20 |
| 13379. | m (nano2nd) | 82.75 | 92% | 2013-03-08 |
| 13380. | 1834 (busey) | 82.75 | 97% | 2015-11-28 |
| 13381. | Adam (adam_0) | 82.74 | 91% | 2016-08-11 |
| 13382. | Daichi (daichii) | 82.74 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 13383. | Theo (tbohnen) | 82.74 | 95% | 2016-05-27 |
| 13384. | ryan (dirtyphoenix) | 82.74 | 91% | 2016-06-03 |
| 13385. | Castle (achacon1) | 82.74 | 95% | 2013-10-29 |
| 13386. | Kyle (caspin) | 82.73 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
| 13387. | Jesse (jessepena) | 82.73 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 13388. | David (davsucks) | 82.73 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 13389. | Carla (xiao_chan07) | 82.73 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 13390. | Antti (urquanmaster) | 82.73 | 97% | 2014-12-11 |
| 13391. | Sharil (sharilyuen) | 82.73 | 97% | 2013-03-02 |
| 13392. | Cat (pliva) | 82.73 | 92% | 2013-11-28 |
| 13393. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 82.73 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 13394. | (svary) | 82.72 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 13395. | _ (zoli_) | 82.72 | 97% | 2016-03-21 |
| 13396. | Bread (givebread) | 82.71 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 13397. | Dan (writfate) | 82.71 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 13398. | arichnad (arichnad) | 82.71 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 13399. | MinatoID (minatoidkun) | 82.71 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |