I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5806. | ajiliity (ajiliity) | 102.97 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 5807. | Vikram (vikram031) | 102.97 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 5808. | Tom (twrig144) | 102.97 | 97.3% | 2025-05-03 |
| 5809. | Brendan (lorsque) | 102.96 | 97.6% | 2024-05-15 |
| 5810. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 102.96 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 5811. | Argo (argonautika) | 102.95 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 5812. | Sudip (donda) | 102.95 | 99% | 2023-05-13 |
| 5813. | Abraham (endy28) | 102.95 | 97.2% | 2024-07-11 |
| 5814. | Thomas (onlyphams) | 102.95 | 99% | 2023-04-02 |
| 5815. | Slay (slay1337) | 102.95 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 5816. | anon (analternateaccount) | 102.94 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 5817. | ChippedBlockOfConcrete (chi... | 102.93 | 97% | 2024-12-20 |
| 5818. | Imou (imoumon) | 102.93 | 99% | 2023-06-23 |
| 5819. | Tiffany (tcermak84) | 102.93 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| 5820. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 102.93 | 99% | 2019-02-20 |
| 5821. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 102.93 | 96% | 2017-04-28 |
| 5822. | peasant300 (jessebot) | 102.92 | 98.8% | 2024-04-24 |
| 5823. | Eroticar (eroticar) | 102.92 | 98% | 2017-02-06 |
| 5824. | Alex (delvern) | 102.91 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 5825. | seven (seven_mark) | 102.91 | 98.8% | 2024-04-04 |
| 5826. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 102.91 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 5827. | Srikkanth (sloth_speed) | 102.91 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5828. | Youssef Amir (ibn_amir) | 102.90 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 5829. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 102.90 | 96.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 5830. | MonkeyKing (m0nkeyking) | 102.90 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 5831. | Michael (gnurdux) | 102.90 | 95% | 2017-06-01 |
| 5832. | Michael (mercury28) | 102.87 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5833. | chie (lotusimpact) | 102.87 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 5834. | jason (scotty1309) | 102.86 | 98% | 2026-03-03 |
| 5835. | nafiz (k4shz) | 102.86 | 100% | 2024-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |