And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5857. | Luke (lukell) | 109.27 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 5858. | ~zevia (zevia) | 109.26 | 95% | 2019-01-19 |
| 5859. | Joseph (josefmcbrosef) | 109.26 | 99% | 2023-10-10 |
| 5860. | max (dvorakmax) | 109.26 | 100% | 2014-05-30 |
| 5861. | Robert (robertm) | 109.25 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 5862. | Sergio (sergnio) | 109.24 | 93% | 2015-03-09 |
| 5863. | ITypeWith2Fingers (alewis999) | 109.24 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
| 5864. | Reggie (regmo1216) | 109.24 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| 5865. | Ben (bchen) | 109.23 | 92% | 2014-10-09 |
| 5866. | Zach (11037) | 109.22 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 5867. | Sean (blackandwhitemuppet) | 109.22 | 95% | 2011-06-22 |
| 5868. | D (soulwang) | 109.22 | 96% | 2014-08-06 |
| 5869. | Sarah (sarahsays) | 109.22 | 91% | 2015-03-22 |
| 5870. | BOB (fatmankim) | 109.22 | 97.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 5871. | Marcus (marcus2518) | 109.21 | 97% | 2012-10-21 |
| 5872. | 🐌 (anonion) | 109.21 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 5873. | Jonah (jonahkwok) | 109.20 | 93% | 2014-03-20 |
| 5874. | Ogmur (ogmur) | 109.20 | 94% | 2015-01-14 |
| 5875. | Turdsplitter (chikenfiter) | 109.20 | 99% | 2016-01-26 |
| 5876. | Kacper (frgtn) | 109.20 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 5877. | Jesse Albert (jessealbert23) | 109.20 | 98% | 2012-06-26 |
| 5878. | David (rheso) | 109.19 | 98% | 2016-08-02 |
| 5879. | ChosilogRTX (chosilogrtx) | 109.18 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 5880. | Vishal (vishvish) | 109.18 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 5881. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 109.18 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 5882. | Captain (captaincustom) | 109.17 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
| 5883. | zat (teacup) | 109.17 | 97% | 2015-02-13 |
| 5884. | Patrick (cronizer) | 109.16 | 97% | 2013-12-18 |
| 5885. | Tiffany (tiffanyhwang) | 109.15 | 92% | 2013-05-30 |
| 5886. | Gr0undhog_x (gr0undhog) | 109.15 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |