See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
Active since April 5, 2019.
244 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11279. | asdf (zainamjad) | 77.24 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 11280. | Andrew (werdna521) | 77.23 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 11281. | David (eglamire) | 77.23 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 11282. | milky (milkywayy) | 77.23 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
| 11283. | DANDANDAN (coldyong) | 77.23 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11284. | Zak (bazingazak_v2) | 77.22 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 11285. | Joseph (appledood123) | 77.22 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 11286. | Cian (lagnic) | 77.22 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 11287. | Will (wfwcowboys) | 77.21 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 11288. | Marcos (the_stanley_pup) | 77.21 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 11289. | Makhambet (markiz) | 77.21 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 11290. | Alex (shreddy_typer) | 77.21 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11291. | Andrew (aznassassin) | 77.21 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 11292. | Erfan (erfan_hedayati) | 77.21 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11293. | Noah (noah187) | 77.20 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 11294. | Kitt (kmet5) | 77.19 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 11295. | Iyanically (cryptic_cosmic) | 77.18 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 11296. | Jeshua (jeshwannn) | 77.18 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 11297. | Aden (aden_typer) | 77.18 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
| 11298. | Alish (dek_u) | 77.18 | 95.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 11299. | Roy (harlos9090) | 77.18 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
| 11300. | Will (carbohydra) | 77.18 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 11301. | David (grimrp3r) | 77.18 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 11302. | Emmett (bigblueyeti) | 77.17 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 11303. | Alex (awtpi314) | 77.17 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
| 11304. | Sahil (sahil21db) | 77.17 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11305. | tourist (tourist18) | 77.16 | 98.8% | 2025-05-01 |
| 11306. | Woody (woody_wins_) | 77.16 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 11307. | Eilon (eilonhai459) | 77.16 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 11308. | Arvind (arvindlamba454) | 77.15 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |