I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9385. | taimoor (taimoorhassan) | 87.06 | 99% | 2022-12-02 |
| 9386. | Siwat (siwatjames) | 87.05 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 9387. | Zmoth (zmoth) | 87.04 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 9388. | Aadil279 (aadil279) | 87.04 | 96.6% | 2024-05-24 |
| 9389. | i cant type (kooooala) | 87.04 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 9390. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 87.04 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9391. | sam (samkim111) | 87.04 | 96% | 2018-05-31 |
| 9392. | DOyouNEEDsomeMILK (doyounee... | 87.03 | 99% | 2018-10-02 |
| 9393. | ironmk11 (ironmk11) | 87.03 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 9394. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 87.03 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9395. | Maros (wlkvr) | 87.02 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 9396. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 87.02 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 9397. | Bucky (buckyplaysatwork) | 87.02 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 9398. | Rishivardhan (rishivardhan) | 87.01 | 96.3% | 2025-02-21 |
| 9399. | aaron (areyes02) | 87.01 | 94% | 2024-07-10 |
| 9400. | Gianni (giannitrattore) | 87.01 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
| 9401. | Jeshwan (jeshwan) | 87.00 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 9402. | Jarrod (jarrodl) | 87.00 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 9403. | Woobly (wooblymorbid) | 87.00 | 97.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 9404. | Bjorn (bjo427) | 87.00 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9405. | Markus (mkh90) | 87.00 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9406. | Yuma (el_yuma) | 86.99 | 98.4% | 2025-03-14 |
| 9407. | bchillz (bchillz01) | 86.99 | 97% | 2024-05-25 |
| 9408. | josh (jshg) | 86.99 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9409. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 9410. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 9411. | Mohammed (mohammedamarnah) | 86.99 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 9412. | MrHarry@982 (patronus__982) | 86.98 | 96% | 2025-05-11 |
| 9413. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 86.98 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 9414. | Jakub (lulpastor) | 86.98 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |