Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4757. | Muhammad Saeed (xoracle09) | 99.47 | 98% | 2024-09-24 |
| 4758. | Michael (cassano) | 99.47 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4759. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 99.47 | 97% | 2025-06-11 |
| 4760. | Sean (saover) | 99.46 | 97% | 2025-09-17 |
| 4761. | Sam (zoinks_sam) | 99.46 | 100% | 2021-11-16 |
| 4762. | Francisco (old_fritz) | 99.46 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 4763. | Miccalo (miccalo_dv) | 99.45 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 4764. | Nyzz (nyzz_) | 99.45 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 4765. | 1nonly.eclipze! (1nonly_ecl... | 99.44 | 97% | 2025-11-25 |
| 4766. | KF (uglyfaced) | 99.44 | 97.5% | 2025-04-23 |
| 4767. | Tommy (treemantom) | 99.44 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 4768. | Zven (zven69) | 99.44 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
| 4769. | Kaiser69 (kaiser69) | 99.44 | 98% | 2026-02-06 |
| 4770. | no (nomaybeyes) | 99.44 | 98.3% | 2025-03-07 |
| 4771. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 99.44 | 100% | 2022-03-28 |
| 4772. | ben (mattereatinglad) | 99.44 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 4773. | jjerry (jerry_nyae) | 99.43 | 98.6% | 2024-10-19 |
| 4774. | wtfamidoing (acc99) | 99.43 | 97.9% | 2023-09-14 |
| 4775. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 99.43 | 99% | 2021-06-05 |
| 4776. | Cube (abdullah67) | 99.41 | 98.1% | 2024-10-02 |
| 4777. | Ken (ktvyeow) | 99.41 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 4778. | Billyboiyo (billyboiyo) | 99.41 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4779. | mv0 (the_oko) | 99.40 | 99% | 2020-04-28 |
| 4780. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 99.39 | 98.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4781. | 6amadi9 (6amadi9) | 99.38 | 97% | 2025-04-14 |
| 4782. | ryleigh (thestonedpotato) | 99.38 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 4783. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 99.37 | 97.5% | 2024-03-19 |
| 4784. | Faldi (faldir) | 99.37 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 4785. | Doiv (doiv23) | 99.36 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 4786. | sotc01713 (sotc0713) | 99.36 | 99% | 2023-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |