And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9089. | decaG0N (iam_rock) | 99.79 | 97.4% | 2023-09-15 |
| 9090. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 99.79 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 9091. | Mo (mhuang422) | 99.79 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 9092. | Typos (leonqn23) | 99.79 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 9093. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 99.78 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 9094. | Tim (timwan) | 99.78 | 94% | 2013-06-21 |
| 9095. | Wasabi (wasabiattack) | 99.78 | 98% | 2012-05-08 |
| 9096. | nori (n0r1) | 99.78 | 96% | 2014-10-10 |
| 9097. | patty (p6tric) | 99.77 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9098. | Marcus (qwerty_boi) | 99.77 | 99% | 2021-04-25 |
| 9099. | Manthansinh (manthansinh_go... | 99.77 | 100% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9100. | elcheeguar (elcheeguar) | 99.77 | 99% | 2019-11-17 |
| 9101. | Matt (ibdevil) | 99.77 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 9102. | Ajaykumar (ajaykumarkannan) | 99.76 | 97% | 2013-03-14 |
| 9103. | Tom (lordvoldemort) | 99.76 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 9104. | Johnny (wilfulatrophy) | 99.76 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 9105. | Duc (ducx0049) | 99.75 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
| 9106. | Sebastian (4555) | 99.75 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9107. | M (mrwiggles77) | 99.75 | 98% | 2016-01-14 |
| 9108. | Jerrick (jerrickhoang) | 99.75 | 99% | 2018-09-23 |
| 9109. | Victor (helixidron) | 99.75 | 95% | 2016-11-13 |
| 9110. | keyboardcrusader (ausmanbos... | 99.75 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 9111. | Malcolm (shredsauce) | 99.75 | 94% | 2015-11-23 |
| 9112. | Mateusz (leszczuu) | 99.75 | 98% | 2011-06-18 |
| 9113. | Tyger (tiger_eye7429) | 99.74 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 9114. | Wouter (victorylion97) | 99.74 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9115. | (kingshmoo) | 99.74 | 97.9% | 2023-09-06 |
| 9116. | Matt (quate) | 99.74 | 97% | 2012-09-20 |
| 9117. | kottt (kweent182) | 99.73 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 9118. | actimols (actimols) | 99.72 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |