I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16098. | Major (majordomo) | 73.93 | 88% | 2016-11-21 |
| 16099. | evan (eash628) | 73.93 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 16100. | 🛞 (otomo) | 73.92 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 16101. | Kefferu (shinfonia) | 73.92 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 16102. | Cole (coolcid_cole) | 73.92 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 16103. | ilya (iluts) | 73.92 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 16104. | Blane (bparker) | 73.92 | 94% | 2013-03-19 |
| 16105. | rusnam (rusnam) | 73.92 | 96% | 2015-11-18 |
| 16106. | ??! (vindicatrice) | 73.92 | 95% | 2015-08-21 |
| 16107. | Papa Love You (papa_love_you) | 73.91 | 95% | 2022-10-05 |
| 16108. | Attican (r4ne) | 73.91 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 16109. | Pala (paladina) | 73.91 | 96% | 2017-06-17 |
| 16110. | Chawin (nick41746) | 73.91 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 16111. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 73.91 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 16112. | Veronica (roni) | 73.91 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 16113. | Jovy (divinity) | 73.91 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 16114. | Anthony (mike916) | 73.90 | 94% | 2015-01-07 |
| 16115. | Furch (furch) | 73.90 | 90% | 2012-11-26 |
| 16116. | Kulafo (lilcrest16) | 73.90 | 99% | 2012-05-17 |
| 16117. | Jerome (jeromepogs) | 73.90 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
| 16118. | xbrianpx (fattyfattee2by4) | 73.89 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 16119. | GhostV (ghostvsghost) | 73.89 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 16120. | Kahn (itskahnguys) | 73.89 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 16121. | Khor (khorshijie) | 73.89 | 92% | 2015-05-30 |
| 16122. | AZ (tundoo) | 73.89 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 16123. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 73.88 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 16124. | Mishel (holosight) | 73.88 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
| 16125. | Madam (njcourtreporter) | 73.88 | 92% | 2011-05-17 |
| 16126. | Ken (kenny7sccr) | 73.88 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| 16127. | Lorenz (lorenzvc) | 73.88 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |