I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2515. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 84.50 | 96.6% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2516. | Whirlo (whirlos) | 84.49 | 95.1% | 2024-09-15 |
| 2517. | BAM (big_ben6) | 84.47 | 97% | 2025-11-19 |
| 2518. | wtbeep (wtbeep) | 84.44 | 98% | 2025-11-18 |
| 2519. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 84.43 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 2520. | idk (idk_tbh2) | 84.42 | 97% | 2023-12-14 |
| 2521. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 84.41 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2522. | Xavier (xavierchen515) | 84.39 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2523. | Qeloxy (qeloxy1_) | 84.37 | 97% | 2025-06-06 |
| 2524. | Evans (xerodo) | 84.37 | 97.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2525. | Ashley (ashleya9790) | 84.35 | 96.1% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2526. | Pain (pain_i5) | 84.34 | 96.8% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2527. | elclid (elclid) | 84.34 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 2528. | Banana (banankake) | 84.33 | 96.4% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2529. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 84.33 | 95.7% | 2023-11-18 |
| 2530. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 84.32 | 96.4% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2531. | Bliss (jericho2) | 84.31 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2532. | Adrian (dragoadrian) | 84.31 | 96% | 2025-07-14 |
| 2533. | typeracer9988 (typeracer9988) | 84.30 | 98.5% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2534. | Orton (ortxn) | 84.30 | 96% | 2025-06-21 |
| 2535. | Shrox (shrox) | 84.30 | 96.2% | 2024-01-01 |
| 2536. | Timothy (adral) | 84.29 | 96.6% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2537. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 84.28 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
| 2538. | a (ambatukam321) | 84.27 | 96% | 2024-05-27 |
| 2539. | Robert (lupovolk) | 84.27 | 96.3% | 2023-12-26 |
| 2540. | javie (javiebhop) | 84.24 | 97% | 2025-11-13 |
| 2541. | Joe (joe_will_type) | 84.22 | 95% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2542. | Moses (moi_16) | 84.21 | 96% | 2025-07-10 |
| 2543. | ScoredHat (scoredhat) | 84.21 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2544. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 84.21 | 97% | 2025-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |