As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7613. | Jack (decorous) | 90.11 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 7614. | Siddesh (sid58) | 90.11 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
| 7615. | blanc (blanc_145) | 90.10 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 7616. | Sonam (mochamatcha) | 90.10 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 7617. | April (aclockworkapril) | 90.09 | 97% | 2025-12-11 |
| 7618. | Jakub (xaneth) | 90.09 | 94% | 2016-01-07 |
| 7619. | Miguel (felanis12) | 90.08 | 98% | 2025-04-13 |
| 7620. | Claudio (tato41) | 90.08 | 97% | 2025-11-05 |
| 7621. | arichnad (arichnad) | 90.08 | 99% | 2022-04-14 |
| 7622. | Matthew (matx23) | 90.08 | 93% | 2017-01-30 |
| 7623. | Jean (jetowl) | 90.07 | 98% | 2026-01-14 |
| 7624. | Nickboyswag (nickboyswag) | 90.07 | 92% | 2017-03-04 |
| 7625. | Chuki (barrientosal) | 90.07 | 98.8% | 2025-02-28 |
| 7626. | TraDao0Da (tradao0da) | 90.06 | 98.8% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7627. | Gay (fujikage999) | 90.06 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 7628. | John (typist426) | 90.06 | 99% | 2017-09-09 |
| 7629. | Matthew (jerfinator) | 90.05 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 7630. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 90.05 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 7631. | Dave (xrex_) | 90.05 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 7632. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 90.05 | 91% | 2016-01-23 |
| 7633. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 90.05 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
| 7634. | Raymond (sigma7) | 90.04 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 7635. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 90.04 | 96% | 2020-07-11 |
| 7636. | Shane (syein11) | 90.03 | 97% | 2025-03-16 |
| 7637. | Lucas (kasparian) | 90.03 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 7638. | Quinn (firecr0tch) | 90.02 | 96% | 2024-11-07 |
| 7639. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 90.02 | 99% | 2015-07-08 |
| 7640. | ethxn (cxntrxl) | 90.01 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 7641. | Burint (brenolz) | 90.01 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 7642. | ⠀⠀⠀ (bioluminescent) | 90.01 | 98.2% | 2024-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |