As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22983. | Jordan (mrkentman) | 54.38 | 94% | 2018-06-18 |
| 22984. | sathwik_0777 (sathwik_7770) | 54.37 | 94% | 2021-12-16 |
| 22985. | Excel (excel06) | 54.37 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 22986. | Vivek (viveeek53) | 54.36 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 22987. | Xavier (xavierran) | 54.36 | 94% | 2019-12-19 |
| 22988. | Vincent (vincent6726) | 54.36 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 22989. | John (bubu800) | 54.36 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 22990. | hafidbuilds (hafidium) | 54.35 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 22991. | belal (nano111) | 54.35 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 22992. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 54.35 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 22993. | Amateur (rosie_081122) | 54.35 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 22994. | John (covah901) | 54.35 | 95% | 2018-02-07 |
| 22995. | supra432005 (supra4232005) | 54.34 | 93.4% | 2023-08-21 |
| 22996. | keystoke (key_stroke) | 54.34 | 95.7% | 2023-10-30 |
| 22997. | Ahmed (ticalos) | 54.34 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 22998. | Chase (chasericker) | 54.34 | 88% | 2015-05-07 |
| 22999. | Neo (killberos) | 54.33 | 95% | 2022-07-22 |
| 23000. | PoopSnake (jeremythegant) | 54.33 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 23001. | Devx22 (devx22) | 54.33 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 23002. | Simon (cal3497) | 54.33 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
| 23003. | 「 n e X u s 」 ム (n_e_... | 54.32 | 93% | 2019-01-01 |
| 23004. | Sonu (sonugupta) | 54.32 | 93% | 2018-12-23 |
| 23005. | Edwin (edwin91) | 54.32 | 89% | 2016-08-02 |
| 23006. | KalengBalsem (kalengbalsem) | 54.31 | 93.7% | 2023-08-17 |
| 23007. | Aarsh (upward_leap) | 54.31 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 23008. | Tarun (tarunbamania) | 54.30 | 88% | 2016-08-17 |
| 23009. | harsh (hrshrj) | 54.30 | 83% | 2016-03-11 |
| 23010. | Yedige (harmonyof) | 54.29 | 94% | 2021-03-26 |
| 23011. | john (fridey_) | 54.29 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 23012. | kerhs (kerhsy) | 54.28 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |