The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3444. | Charles (themythicalvlad) | 75.84 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3445. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 75.84 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3446. | Vodon (vodon) | 75.83 | 95% | 2018-02-12 |
| 3447. | Maria (ladymariag) | 75.82 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3448. | Anonymous (anonymous7) | 75.81 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3449. | MrModulux (mrmodulux) | 75.80 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3450. | Bryan (byhlee3) | 75.79 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 3451. | Hackerman (andrewtu68) | 75.79 | 95% | 2018-12-31 |
| 3452. | Josh (jrpky42003) | 75.78 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 3453. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 75.78 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 3454. | BananaPie1254TN (bananapie1... | 75.77 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 3455. | Khiem (kdt1802) | 75.75 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3456. | abzya (abzyayaya) | 75.74 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 3457. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 75.74 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3458. | JV (maxmalakas) | 75.74 | 82% | 2018-05-18 |
| 3459. | Charles (charlesssxavier) | 75.74 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 3460. | jeremoo (jeremoo) | 75.72 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 3461. | bruh (peplee_) | 75.72 | 94% | 2020-06-17 |
| 3462. | Matti (d3_aston) | 75.71 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 3463. | Car (ufoes) | 75.71 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 3464. | Roelof (roeloflucka) | 75.70 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3465. | Beeb (3eebo) | 75.69 | 93% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3466. | Alex (greenday308) | 75.69 | 95% | 2017-10-29 |
| 3467. | Ramses (boinkey) | 75.68 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3468. | Alan (dick_licker666) | 75.68 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 3469. | Jan (kenaj) | 75.68 | 94% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3470. | Chris (cjwenz) | 75.66 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 3471. | Ron (ronald2) | 75.65 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 3472. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 75.64 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 3473. | Tong (hiddenbanana) | 75.64 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |