So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28805. | Kevin (kc4tennis) | 54.58 | 99% | 2014-09-30 |
| 28806. | Eddie (eddieaconnects) | 54.58 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 28807. | Danky (dankyv1) | 54.57 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 28808. | Raghav (aimbot55) | 54.57 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
| 28809. | Kelley (kelley1) | 54.57 | 92% | 2011-06-23 |
| 28810. | gal (green_hornet) | 54.57 | 94% | 2021-04-26 |
| 28811. | Alpha (iamanalphamale) | 54.57 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 28812. | jaime (jaaaime) | 54.57 | 95% | 2017-10-21 |
| 28813. | Ẩn (phamminhan) | 54.57 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| 28814. | Greg (gbkane) | 54.57 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 28815. | FirstTime (josephpogi) | 54.57 | 92% | 2016-10-12 |
| 28816. | Varun (epic_vs) | 54.57 | 90% | 2013-04-27 |
| 28817. | Manu (gnarley333) | 54.56 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 28818. | Chris (ctmusicnz) | 54.56 | 94% | 2013-03-24 |
| 28819. | James (mysticalentity) | 54.56 | 92.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 28820. | Neado (kingfisher1991) | 54.56 | 97% | 2012-11-26 |
| 28821. | Chris (notchris117) | 54.55 | 94.5% | 2023-05-22 |
| 28822. | Joseph (joemcroe26) | 54.55 | 95.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 28823. | Kazer (kazer02) | 54.55 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
| 28824. | Jedo (jedokishi) | 54.55 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 28825. | Jere (jerehere) | 54.55 | 89% | 2016-10-29 |
| 28826. | Yuk1 (lotions1129) | 54.55 | 92% | 2014-09-28 |
| 28827. | great chaser (gagankhurana) | 54.55 | 91% | 2011-05-10 |
| 28828. | Ryz (ryzw) | 54.54 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
| 28829. | Fiz (fiztick) | 54.54 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
| 28830. | Kenny (kenny7) | 54.54 | 96% | 2012-09-09 |
| 28831. | Delyan (deliturboto) | 54.54 | 90% | 2013-01-11 |
| 28832. | Linus (whiteninja713) | 54.53 | 93% | 2019-10-25 |
| 28833. | horney (titansmakemehorney) | 54.53 | 94% | 2021-06-01 |
| 28834. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 54.53 | 93% | 2018-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |